Taiwan: The Best Place to Learn Tae Kwon Do (Even Though It’s Korean, but We’re Nicer!)
Taiwan - SAR
:uhhuh:
Taiwan shoe at a taim!
Taiwan - SARS
Sweet Taiwan!
Just because Taiwanese ‘Sui’ (‘beautiful’) is used like the English slang ‘Sweet!’
I passed by some people playing cards the other night. They were saying ‘Sui! Sui!’ (as in: ‘you just played a beautiful hand!’)
I didn’t know if they were speaking English or Taiwanese at first…
Also, the final ‘t’ in ‘Sweet’ blends with the initial ‘T’ in ‘Taiwan’. So it may sound like you’re saying ‘Sui - Taiwan!’…
Taiwan hen “Q”!
Taiwan: Where Gilligan’s island meets Blade Runner
Hao Ku Taiwan
(cool)
Taiwan - 
it happens.
Typhoonally Taiwan
Taiwan - Squishilicious
"Amazing"ly still mistaken for “Thailand”
Taiwan - Cut out the middleman on all your cheap plastic crap needs
Neon Taiwan
WHO loves Taiwan?
Taiwan - the land of irony like tiling all the sidewalks in a country that experiences a rainfall average of over 7 inches a month.
T-T-T-T-T-T-Taiwan (sung like George Michael’s I Want Your Sex- “C-c-c-c-c-c-come on”)…ooh, sounds like we have a song to go along with it too…
“What’s your definition of dirty, baby [cough, cough, loogie hock]
What do you think of pornography
Don’t you know I love you till it hurts me baby…”
Don’t you it’s time to stop shooting at me?
T-T-T-T-T-T-Taiwan!
Taiwanderful
That… SUCKS! :bravo:
taiwan, r.o.c.ks, dude!
"OhmyGod, Why? " Taiwan
(Question the British Airways flight attendant asked my mother after Mum replied that she was not stopping in HK but continuing on to Taipei.)
Going through some papers and stuff at home, I just came across a GIO ad in the German magazine “Der Spiegel” from January 2004. The catchword they used there is:
Today’s Taiwan
What’s wrong with that one?
Iris
If you want a serious entry, how about
Taiwan Hao!
Simple but nice with the double meaning (good/hello).
Brian
“Taiwan – Good, OK?”
which in Taiwanese becomes
Taiwan Hobo
Taiwan - Starbucks!
Get your Taiwan on
Get your ROCs off
Taiwan - Come for the binglang, stay for the wisbee
Taiwan - We put the “T” in KTV
Taiwan - You like tile?
Taiwan - Often shaken, but not stirred
Binglang yi bai kuai. BING LANG! YI BAI KUAI!
/Tai-chung joke
Taiwan – come for the typhoon, stay for the earthquake.
I think the paparazzo who greeted Elton John warmly should be quoted for Taiwan’s new catchphrase for tourism:
“Why don’t you get out of Taiwan?”
Indeed.