Jesus. Donât you lot know how to make a 10-minute fluffy omelet at home with real cheese, tomatoes and mushrooms?
Or boil a fucking egg?
Or scrambled on toast?
You donât HAVE to sleep for that extra ten minutes.
Ooh ooh I know! Tough one but I got this. Step 1 - Tell the wife Iâm hungry. Step 2 - Also tell her Iâd like some coffee. Step 3 - Lie in bed and fart. 10 minutes later a fluffy omelette and coffee is on the table.
Oh, just to make it clear (and in case it sounded too entitled), I wasnât asking the Thai hospital staff to bring me a ribeye steak or a burger and fries or anything. I was just sick of getting exclusively rice porridge and wanted the same as the other patients in the room were getting, i.e., rice porridge plus the boiled egg and mystery meat. I was feeling like that monkey in a cage watching the other monkeys being given more food.
Itâs universal. Chicken broth, which has fuck-all vitamins, and only a little protein, is panacea for all ailments. I suppose because itâs easy to keep down and provides a modicum of hydration.
Thereâs Vietnam food everywhere but why are 90% of the Vietnamese restaurants in Taiwan average? Thereâs a bunch in my neighborhood, only one is decent (bahn mi place) and it doesnât compare to the bahn mi I had in vietnam.
I gotta go all the way to jian zi cui in banqiao to get a good pho.
In fairness, leave it to vietnam to let white people respect spam (banmi)âŠgood fun. I love vietnamese food because it is way more fresh than han food in Taiwan which is often heavy on processed shit and chemicals. real taiwanese food is excellent. My favorites being various ferns, betel flower, various bee and hornet larva, wild hog and certain species of seafood are all world class. it ainât famous cause it is expensive and/or logistically difficult. I agree the cheap chinese/taiwanese fare is soso. but actual taiwanese food of quality is absolutely spectacular. Too bad it isnt widely available Not like cheap fresh vietnamese food. on cheap price points, vietnamese blows taiwanese food away. On quality local stuff, both are beyond great.
Yes, usually Iâd ask before even stepping in. They would tell me they donât use MSG, but I could still taste it (my tongue is very sensitive to it) - either they were lying, or they donât use MSG in their own cooking, but the sauces or the pre-made ingredients still have it.
Plenty of benshengren too, and when they opened restaurants, they rarely sold Taiwanese food.
Well, they usually called it Chinese food because it was Chinese foodâŠor typical Cantonese-influenced American Chinese food. You werenât going to be finding oyster omelets and three-cup chicken on the menu. A lot of them also opened Japanese restaurants, pan-Asian/Asian fusion restaurants, donut shops, etc.
Actually, I was meaning to ask you (and/or @finley, or anyone else who knows) - do you know if itâs possible to get wild betel leaves here? Iâm talking about Piper sarmentosum/Piper lolot, which I think is different from the betel leaves they wrap betel/areca nut in. Itâs for making bo la lot.
The seeds would also maybe be fine, as long as theyâre not too difficult to grow. Couldnât find those online or from the big Taiwanese seed companies either.