Take a StarWars quote and replace one of the words with sausage

“It’s a sausage!”- Admiral Ackbar

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“Sausage tricks don’t work on me, only money.”

OR

“Mind tricks don’t work on me, only sausage.”

You pays yer money, and you makes up yer mind.

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“That sausage is our last hope.” / “No - there is another.”

Or: “That boy is our last hope.” / “No - there is a sausage.”

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“Luminous beings are we. Not this crude sausage.”

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I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of sausages suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

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… as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly sausaged?

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I’ve got bad feeling about sausage …

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mesa your humble sausage.

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These aren’t the sausages you’re looking for.
These aren’t the sausages we’re looking for.

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Aren’t you a little short for a sausage?

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Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking sausage herder!

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Let’s sausage this thing and get out of here!

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“That’s not how the sausage works.”

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There is always a bigger sausage.

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You were my sausage, Anakin. I loved you.

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Sausage! Unlimited sausage!!!

I guess that counts as one per sentence?

From Leia:

“Somebody has to save sausage skins!”

And,

“Into the sausage chute, Fly Boy!”

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Wrong thread I think - doesn’t that belong in the “Lines to ruin a first date” one?

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It’s over, Anakin! I have the high sausage!

That redundant “suddenly” is pretty poor scripting. I suppose its too late to get a refund on my original cinema ticket, though. Might have been through the laundry by now anyway.