Take a StarWars quote and replace one of the words with sausage

Be thankful, Viceroy, you have not found your sausage in my grip.

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Be careful not to choke on your sausage.

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Is the dark sausage stronger?

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The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more sausage will slip through your fingers.

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It’s not wise to upset a sausage.

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At an end, your sausage is. And not short enough, it was.

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Be careful not to choke on your sausages, director.

I was gonna add this, couldn’t believe it wasn’t there!

“I’m a Mandalorian. Weapons are part of my sausage.” —Mando, The Mandalorian

“I’m a Mandalorian. Sausages are part of my religion.” —Mando, The Mandalorian

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“Pleasure barge, boring. Sausage barge- not bad.” - Leia Organa

“If you only knew the power of the dark sausage.” Darth Vader (The Empire Strikes Back)

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“You speak terrible Jawa. You sound like a sausage.” - Jawa

“Grogu is too young to operate heavy sausage.” - Mando

“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good sausage at your side, kid.” -Han Solo, A New Hope

“Let go of your sausage.” -Luke Skywalker, Return Of The Jedi

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“You like me because I’m a sausage. There aren’t enough sausages in your life.”

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“Get in there, you big furry sausage! I don’t care what you smell!”

-Han Solo

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“Live long, and sausage.”–Spock.

Just to irritate the fans of the franchise

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To boldly go where no sausage has gone before

Dammit Jim I’m a doctor, not a sausage

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Sausage us up, Scotty.

What does god need with a sausage?