The advice thread

I need some advice.
Not about anything in particular.
Give me a random advice.

Take care and comb your hair.

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Oh, and “advice” is a non-count noun. :wink:

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Buy cheap, buy twice. Especially when it comes to shoes.

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Hence, “some advice” and not “some advices:smirk:

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It’s Friday, you should be on your second beer by now. It’s okay if you started in the morning. If not, you have some catching up to do.

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My dr. said I couldn’t mix alcohol and COVID meds. I guess it’ll have to wait until next Friday. :slightly_frowning_face:

If you’re feeling the itch, you can say “a piece of advice.” Kind of like a piece of cake, but it doesn’t go down as easy.

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You can change doctors. @Dr_Milker , we have a patient waiting for you.

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What are Covid meds, mate?

I don’t think he’s gonna like my prescription. :slightly_smiling_face:

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Little pills that come inside a semi-transparent bag and that you should take to fight the symptoms of COVID.
But I guess this is a topic for one of the 50 threads we already have in the forum :smirk:

Oxford dictionary may disagree with you,
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But I’ll accept your piece of advice anyway.
We’re in Taiwan, not UK, anyway :smirk:

Wait, you have Covid? You don’t have to comb your hair, but definitely take care. Hope you get better soon!

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I meant, what type of medicine can you take to fight covid symptoms. I was fairly clear on what medicine is. :joy:

Always room for another. Sucks you’ve got covid, Rick. Get well soon.

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What the fucks is wrongs with you cow?

Nothing a good milking can’t fix.

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Ah yes, distended teats.

Wasn’t Distended Teats a pace bowler for the West Indies back in the 70’s?

Oh, come on, you’ve lived in Taiwan, right? It’s just medicine. Half a dozen little random pills in paper packets with cute pictures on them.

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