I need some advice.
Not about anything in particular.
Give me a random advice.
Take care and comb your hair.
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Oh, and “advice” is a non-count noun. 
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Buy cheap, buy twice. Especially when it comes to shoes.
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Hence, “some advice” and not “some advices” 
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It’s Friday, you should be on your second beer by now. It’s okay if you started in the morning. If not, you have some catching up to do.
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My dr. said I couldn’t mix alcohol and COVID meds. I guess it’ll have to wait until next Friday. 
If you’re feeling the itch, you can say “a piece of advice.” Kind of like a piece of cake, but it doesn’t go down as easy.
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What are Covid meds, mate?
Little pills that come inside a semi-transparent bag and that you should take to fight the symptoms of COVID.
But I guess this is a topic for one of the 50 threads we already have in the forum
Oxford dictionary may disagree with you,
But I’ll accept your piece of advice anyway.
We’re in Taiwan, not UK, anyway
Wait, you have Covid? You don’t have to comb your hair, but definitely take care. Hope you get better soon!
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I meant, what type of medicine can you take to fight covid symptoms. I was fairly clear on what medicine is. 
Always room for another. Sucks you’ve got covid, Rick. Get well soon.
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What the fucks is wrongs with you cow?
Nothing a good milking can’t fix.
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Ah yes, distended teats.
Wasn’t Distended Teats a pace bowler for the West Indies back in the 70’s?
Oh, come on, you’ve lived in Taiwan, right? It’s just medicine. Half a dozen little random pills in paper packets with cute pictures on them.
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