Duly noted, sir. 
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When you close your eyes, you can no longer see 
The secret to living a long life is; not dying.
Secret is not obvious.
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Don’t fart during meetings. People will remember it and hold it against you forever.
9 out of 10 coma patients agree.
Whatever happened to looking inward?
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this should have been posted here.
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You were provoking.
If you want to lose weight, stop eating.
Find better “friends” in the future
Thank you so much, everything has been solved. 
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ELI5 what is this?
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Do you need someone to explain it to you like you were 5yo? 
isn’t it completely off topic ITT?
AFAIK… yes please.
Sorry, but YSK it already
Useless obvious advice?
I guess could be not useless or not obvious.