The Funkiest Songs Ever!

[quote=“Whole Lotta Lotta”][quote=“the chief”]The Masters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouf2-1-yWF4
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Aw, Damnit! Somebody beat me to Serpentine Fire.[/quote]

Ahem. the chief may be many things, but the chief is most decidedly not “somebody”.
If you had to go to Portland and see a cage dancer to realize that EW&F wrote the motherfucking book on dancy funk, well, son, you haven’t been listening close enough…

LOL! True! :roflmao:

[quote=“Whole Lotta Lotta”][quote]
Ahem. the chief may be many things, but the chief is most decidedly not “somebody”.
If you had to go to Portland and see a cage dancer to realize that EW&F wrote the motherfucking book on dancy funk, well, son, you haven’t been listening close enough…
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LOL! True! :roflmao:[/quote]

Actually, having spent some time in PLand myself, AND having met several girls from there, a cage seems the most logical place for them to be kept…

Call yourselves funksters? Groovesters? Bah! You ought to be ashamed of yourselves that not ONE of you has posted the all-time funkiest of funk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXq8rELhUkw

In case you need to get that bad taste out o’ yer mouth . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckV5NeB0tJY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWcAUxIgXxc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK0Pi4wC8Hk

I just played that and my only response is…um… :ponder:
Well, I had to be careful not to quote the whole post as I didn’t want to have another copy of that around. In fact, I think we should try to find all copies of that song and have them destroyed. :noway:

[quote=“Whole Lotta Lotta”][quote]
sandman Post subject: Re: The Funkiest Songs Ever!Posted: Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:27

Guan Yin (Guānyīn)

Joined: Mon, 04 Jun 2001 16:01
Posts: 26624 Call yourselves funksters? Groovesters? Bah! You ought to be ashamed of yourselves that not ONE of you has posted the all-time funkiest of funk.
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I just played that and my only response is…um… :ponder:
Well, I had to be careful not to quote the whole post as I didn’t want to have another copy of that around. In fact, I think we should try to find all copies of that song and have them destroyed. :noway:[/quote]
You played the whole thing? I don’t believe you. I don’t believe ANYONE could listen to that whole thing.

Sandman, stop trolling the music threads! :roflmao: Some of us take this shit SERIOUSLY!

[quote=“the chief”][quote=“Whole Lotta Lotta”][quote]
Ahem. the chief may be many things, but the chief is most decidedly not “somebody”.
If you had to go to Portland and see a cage dancer to realize that EW&F wrote the motherfucking book on dancy funk, well, son, you haven’t been listening close enough…
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LOL! True! :roflmao:[/quote]

Actually, having spent some time in PLand myself, AND having met several girls from there, a cage seems the most logical place for them to be kept…[/quote]
I have a few former Taiwanese GFs that I would like to have put in a cage. But not the cage I saw the dancer in. :popcorn:

a classic classic performance by brother Stevie on the talkbox

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV7ph2bUo0s

is there actually a better bass line than this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s3SNHIH0bs&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxZuq57_bYM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Uh-SoxHQc4

great cover of Deodato

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebqpghcbxUk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3CB7RssPoM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7dGdrP3pms

I have no idea how you outfunk The Hardest Working Man In Show Bidness. Good luck at that mein funkmeister brothers. :slight_smile:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp8iUe5cWHY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEA5l9S6Dek&feature=related

[quote=“flike”]I have no idea how you outfunk The Hardest Working Man In Show Bidness. Good luck at that mein funkmeister brothers. :slight_smile:
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Good point :ponder: .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unnh0T2Ftro

Sir Joe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w7Ccje1jho

The Meters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xhbQ3BUyzM&feature=related

Bus People Express

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZD4bVnBzVY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PATbGB5Wsp8&feature=related

Allow me, my funkster brothers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAkSpcahmxM

Somebody STOP ME!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDckI2P_DPA