Got inspiration!
The thing that I think I can’t rely on is so-called ‘Organic Food’.
“regular teaching hours”
Foreigners, of course. 
Advertised Internet Speeds
Electric and plumbing work.
Here, you can’t rely on:
New, good products staying on the market permanently (e.g. Salt & Vinegar Lays at 7-11)
Cool, kick-ass businesses staying open permanently (e.g. Frying Scotsman)
Basically anything that’s important or useful.
Timely pay.
On-time deliveries of any sort.
[…]
water pressure
being able to buy cheap cheese
quiet at night for sleeping purposes
that you won’t die on the nation’s roads
having no hair in your meal
can I go on?
romanization
directions from strangers
Legislators to do what they were elected for.
The police to enforce traffic laws.
Oh man - that’s the very worst. Drives me batsh*t nuts every time. I swear it’s a huge conspiracy designed to see how many times I can be sent down some backstreet or to some random stairwell. Then of course I forget this grand scheme, only to to repeat it all over again at some future date… OK, finding my happy place…
Here are a couple more:
Your request for any alteration in a food order to actually be carried out.
Any clerk in any business not cutting you off to answer the phone.
I would change that to “Your request for any food order to actually be carried out as per the menu.”
That things goes as planned.
salads
Taxi Drivers.
Oh…and a girl who has no sense of direction like me with a unreliable taxi driver.
That the english language “newspapers” here are worth NT$15.
What utter fishwraps in quality and “reportage.”
Any what idiot nut-sack biter is responsible for the idiot nut-sack biter “Jimmy Nehru”, or whoever it is, splattering its juvenile idiocy in a ‘public’ forum?
That refugee from a suburban shopper should be given gaoliang enemas in a public square. (Both of them)