Your previous mention of the word Uber put me in mind of that cancellation notice (“入侵 . . . 隱私”), so I removed the cropped photo from my post. 
Oh come on, no need for that sort of carry-on.
You mean I have to leave my dumb Jewish jokes in the check-in baggage? Aww…
They’re a bit weak. You need some new schtick.
Oy vey!
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Alright. I’ll try and ham it up better next time
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That wouldn’t be kosher.
Why do Jewish men have to be circumcised?
Because Jesus said so?
ba-dum-bum-CHING!
So they can attract the Taiwanese girls who go crazy for 九折 imported sausage?
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Because a Jewish women won’t touch anything unless it’s 20% off.
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That’s too much… when that starts happening it’s time for the Mohel to retire
What’s the difference between four Christians and four Jews?
Foreskins!
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I’m “stumped”. What is the difference?.. oh, you can click on that blurred out answer… foreskins! (wtf didn’t I get that without looking?)
This, this I can handle. At least the schmuck is funny.
A beheyme hot a lange tsung un ken keyn brokhe nit zogn.
And the cow and the bear shall feed; their young ones shall lie down together Isaiah 11:7
Beef steak on the barbie, yowzah!
Don’t forget the bear meat snaggers, mate
Meat is old and tough…don’t think you’ll like it.