A few of you asked what the hell “Jaboney” means. I’ve come across it in a few odd places, but picked it up long ago. It was my Grandpa’s nickname for me. As far as I’m concerned it just means “boney little kid.” shrug It was “Jaboney”, or my father’s nickname for me: “Fartski”. 
I can just imagine how much fun you’d all have with that one.