This Week’s WTF Story Award Goes to... (2020 edition)

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The US “charm” offensive (yes in that sense) continues… : (

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Poor kid”???
Are you insane???

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With his crazy parents, who knows? Maybe the trust fund won’t kick in unless he goes to Mars.

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Hardly.
Kid’s going to grow up like a Saudi fuckin prince.
With his crazy parents, if he spends as much as an hour in a classroom or work environment, I’ll buy you a block of fuckin Pink Himalayan

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And a fucking RC Cola to wash it down.

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Kid is going to have split any $$ 7 ways.
If there’s any money. I keep thinking his company is a Delorean 2.0.

You can’t go wrong growing up as Kyle Musk the eleven prince

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Shasta Cola is better than RC Cola is better than Pepsi is better than Coke

Idiocy is contagious. Is there a vaccine for it? :thinking:

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Huh?!?

Maskless man booted by McDonald’s ran to Walmart to steal panties, CT cops say

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This on the heels of the news that after the US precision laser guided missile that took out General Soleimani, the Iranian military shot down a passenger jet, now…

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Lawyer reading Elon’s will: “ And to X er… Xai… eh… Zay… oh FFS!”. :laughing:

Ixayays.

So that’s a no for me on these morons having a nuke.

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Ah, see? HSR is a waste of money. Just deregulate! :rainbow: :unicorn: :racing_car: :happyrunningaround:

It could be Onion’s, but it’s real news!

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I’m waiting for that “People of Zoom” Facebook page.

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