This Week’s WTF Story Award Goes to... (2020 edition)

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In the article some people asked “what machine did they think they were raging against?”

Answer starts at 2:15

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Maybe the same one Florence Welch hangs out with? :thinking:

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Or the one that tried to give Pink a cigar (different songs, same album).

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Cross-post of the day:

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Trying to get a :heart:, aren’t you, space octopus?

:whistle:

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And, as the suspect found to his own cost, members of the city’s police force “prefer not to be farted at”.

I thought John Cleese lived in St. Kitts & Nevis. Must have been on holidays or something… :idunno:

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Now the child is officially registered as

X AE A-XII MUSK

btw. look at the age difference of the parents

Sad when you name your kid after your password…

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First name “X”?
I guess it will be easy for his classmates to find X during math classes…
:rofl:

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Enjoying a much needed day off. I’m here at McDonald’s enjoying breakfast with the Taipei Times. Turn to the editorial page and see this. It’s about George Floyd, etc. I’m still wondering WTF with this illustration.

I think it’s supposed to be a dunce cap.

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But what’s with the Green Eggs and Ham-inspired guy standing on Trump’s elongated and curled tongue? So weird.

The embodiment of his personality, I suppose. As in, he huffs a big huff, but then he can’t even puff a big puff to match it.

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Them delicate Germaniacal types best stay the fuck out of Sanchong…

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Six ambulances, five first-responder cars and two emergency vehicles attended the incident. Three different fire departments were also involved.

Like a scene out of das Keystone Köps.

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Why am I seeing @Hanna replying to @Hanna but none of them is @Hanna?

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