Fan club.
Actually, I didn’t know Steve was in on it, too.
Fan club.
Actually, I didn’t know Steve was in on it, too.
Effin’ copycats.
Cats??
Tando too? Wow.
I haven’t had this much fun since the smurf wars of '83.
When the IRS started distributing the checks in early April, stories began cropping up of checks being sent to dead people — including one from a friend of a...
Who needs ghost money?
(This has been reported in more well known news outlets but this one isn’t behind a pay wall)
A 14-year-old B.C. girl has been convicted of assault and assault with a weapon after throwing a bowl of hot ramen noodles into the chest of a rival following a month-long war on social media.
In a girl’s washroom in a British Columbia high school in December 2018, two students faced off.
Both clutched the cell phones which had served to escalate a war between two rival factions of teenage girls in the months leading up to this chance meeting.
But at the end of the confrontation, it was another unlikely object that a provincial court judge would declare a weapon: a boiling hot bowl of ramen noodles that one of the girls — a 14-year-old Grade 9 student named SH — hurled into the chest of the 15-year-old victim.
Am I the only one having trouble picturing boiling ramen in a girls’ washroom? I mean I know they’ve been known to have sofas, but who would actually go there to eat (ramen)? Did I just not spend enough time hanging out with the cool kids in high school?
In my high school bathrooms we had 190 degree water faucets which people used primarily to cook ramen, so this makes more sense if this is a private school with some boarders at it.
Okay, but I glanced at the judgement, and apparently she had already added the water and then went into the washroom to eat the ramen.
To each her own, I suppose.
apparently she had already added the water and then went into the washroom to eat the ramen
She’d probably love this restaurant.
Relatives have their own watering can at the graveyard and lock it to a designated “watering can rack”.
Or you can rent one:
Maybe they should cut down on the pasta. Venice gondola tours are reducing capacity on their boats because of too many overweight tourists, the Guardian reported Tuesday. The smaller boats running …
They need to take a page from elevator manufacturers and change it to “X persons or Y weight”. Otherwise it’s not fair to the thin tourists!
Cephalopods shouldn’t worry!
I don’t trust that canal water, man.
The company said it used the Maori word "Huruhuru" to mean its beer was "as light as a feather".
This, from the country that gave the world Norman MacLaren’s Neighbours?!
He belched, he farted and he jackhammered his way into the nightmares of the couple next door. Now a B.C. provincial court judge says Reno Pellegrin will have to pay the price for being a "bad neighbour."
Fun fact: when this green & slimy alien was impersonating a hooman child in a school in the Great White North back in the day, we actually had an assembly for the purpose of watching that film. And we got the uncensored version!
I think these guys were playing truant that day, because why else would they literally act out parts of the film?
Then Wheeldon decided to build a fence at another point on the property line, and Pellegrin ripped out his lines and stakes. Twice.
I don’t remember this scene, though…
The Wheeldons and Pellegrins once had cordial relations, but that ended in 2014 when Pellegrin dumped nearly 10 kilograms of dog feces on what he believed to be his side of the property line.
“In fact, it was not,” wrote Crockett.
In the end, both sides lost. The guy who dumped the dog doo was awarded $2 for the original trespass, to offset the $16,801 he needs to pay for everything else.