[quote] SYDNEY (Reuters) - It was a stick up of a different kind for one Australian burglar, who broke into a neighbor’s house and played sex games in the bathroom with a bottle of toilet detergent and a vacuum cleaner. A court in the northern city of Brisbane heard how 27 year old Jamie Lacey, hig…

US Federal sentencing guidelines are very specific about what offenses can count and what can’t. But it’s weird that he was able to get a job working at banks… don’t they have really high standards as far as criminal history? DUI is a misdemeanor, and charged doesn’t mean convicted. Federal guidel…

[image] Taiwan_Luthiers: But it’s weird that he was able to get a job working at banks… don’t they have really high standards as far as criminal history? Where is the reference which says he was working in a bank?

Blockquote A bank employee in Charlotte, North Carolina, allegedly stole $88,000 from the bank’s vault, according to a release from the United States Attorney’s Office Western District of North Carolina. And how would someone get access to a bank vault unless he works there?

Shit! My bad. I thought you were referring to the genius who just crashed his truck into the airport! Lol. No wonder I was lost! Senior moment there!

I had to say something because CNN made it sound like he’ll spend 100 years in prison for stealing from a vault. I’ve seen people who get 3-5 years for stealing literally millions in the Federal system. Unless there are aggravating circumstances (such as robbing the bank with a note, cracking the sa…

[image] Taiwan_Luthiers: Whether or not he’ll face additional charge from North Carolina is another matter, it depends on how his lawyer negotiate things. Keep in mind that Charlotte has become to American finance what Dallas was thirty years ago, and the entire state benefits as a result. …

“It’s very expensive. They’re made in China and Germany mostly – very few made here, almost none. But they’re manufactured tremendous – if you’re into this – tremendous fumes. Gases are spewing into the atmosphere. You know we have a world, right? So the world is tiny compared to the universe,” the…

Uh-oh, we’re getting the same problem we had with the “Idiots” thread: politics! :doh: It’s a slippery slope, man.

[image] How KFC became a Christmas tradition in Japan Forget turkey. In Japan, Christmas is a time to feast on KFC. CNN Travel explores how the American fast food chain grew to be synonymous with the holiday seeason.

[image] Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as ID After His Car Catches Fire at Taco... Tacos are not recognized as legal forms of identification in the state of Florida [insert bad joke about immigration laws here]. Matthew Falkner found out the hard way after he passed out drunk in the…

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