Monkey, who is simultaneously annoying and funny. I would never ignore him, but I’m sure he doesn’t give a rat’s ass either way.
Half of Wolf Reinhold’s posts are misanthropic, the other half are cynical. But dammit, he’s also smart, and I’d hate to miss some of the gems he comes up with (and which I usually disagree with).
I also think we should nominate Taiwaner, postbanomously. He is an olympic-class conclusion jumper, and walks the tightrope of unsupportable theses with suicidal resolve. He is also an excellent example of modern schizophrenic behavior, with his hurried denials and post erasing. He is the only one I would truly ignore.
So start the poll, already.