Trump Indicted! 2023

Trump’s real crime is his ability to bring people who should know better down to his level.

Meh, the real crime was the opportunity to put him into office in the first place.

Title? I nominate “Sad”

Wronged! Bigly Wronged!

“Which Hunt?”

“My Struggle”

I was going to say “My Huge Struggle”

Hold on, isn’t it the American dream anyone can be president?

Yeah there’s some kind of voting thing

So what you’re saying is, Hillary 2024?

Grab China by the pussy

Mein Rote Haare

I was referring to the shit state of politics.

Excuse me, excuse me, I’m speaking. Thank you.

Aaaand there goes breakfast. :face_vomiting:

And this:

Noice!

And rhetorically, this is brilliant. The con is on, again.

On Truth Social, Trump wrote: “If you are doing poorly, as so many of you are, do not send anything.”
“If you are doing well, which was made possible through the great policies of the Trump Administration, send your contribution to donaldjtrump.com,” he added.

Fish on!
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“The Art of The Donald”

Trump gloats over his uncanny ability to bring out the worst in the people who oppose him and how they can’t stop themselves once he gets inside their heads.

on the agenda!!

-secure our taiwan’s border. Way too many filipinos are coming in taiwan taking public school teaching jobs away from some of our best and brightest.

-woke education in our buxibans. We need to root out the evil leftist propaganda in our education system. Way too many over educated people entering the buxiban system poorly educating the kids. We are not here to indoctrinate but the educate. I propose keep the norm of no degree authentication.

-lobby for arming every taiwanese citizen with hand grenades and an AK47 and training taiwanese how to engage in urban combat and hand to hand combat.

-educate the citizens of taiwan of the dangers of masking and micrplastics in the mask and also try to get a few twitter experts(preferably, but I extend this invite to a few formosan experts as well) to hold a few speeches on the dangers of vaccination.

-zelensky is gay

We cannot let taiwan go the way of the UNITED STATES with WOKEISM AND ACTUAL LABOR LAWS THAT APPLY TO EVERYONE.

MAGA hats on( red hat if you don’t got one)
invite a friend preferably KMT.

Your Trump impression is spot on. It’s like you’re channelling him.

Just like the average middle American can no longer get a job picking fruit or milking cows, so too is it impossible for hardworking Taiwanese to get a job with free room and board giving grandma sponge baths and cooking for the whole family.

Not only should we get rid of the degree requirement, Taiwan should provide incentives for plumbers to teach Math and welders to teach English. Get those snowflakes to work with their hands.

We’ll need mass shooter drills in the mix too.

worse, but better…
I’ve got uncle ted a real republican maga guy. Real smart, always impresses at the thanksgiving dinner table. Crypto seminar guru type as well. He never passed 5th grade but knows science better than Fauci. This is the types we want coming in. MAGA over everything.

the best part is he can contribute to taiwan by being the weekend DJ at the club and he could even help educate the Taiwanese on how to speak English on the weekdays.

I do also think we need somebody to educate on soros. Teaching anti-soros courses at your local university.

#justiceforTRUMP
#zelenskyisgay