The God of Spinning Winds has awakened early this year. There’s a small chance of a February typhoon, an appetizer for things to come.
In before:“IT HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE, CLIMATE CHANGE, WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE” -> it’s unusual, but it can happen, so placate your gender neutral appendices, s’il vous plait.
Still cold up here in Taiwan, so it won’t pay us a visit, but it’s nice to see our Overlord making up for the painfully quiet 2018.
Rules of life on this plane of existence :
a) Thou shall not say:"I have planned a flight on (date), is it going to be safe?
b) Thou shall not say:“It may pull a Nari…” or:“What if it turns…”
c) Thou shall not say:“I need more precise information” -> check Windity, CWB & friends