Typhoons 2019

2019
#1

The God of Spinning Winds has awakened early this year. There’s a small chance of a February typhoon, an appetizer for things to come.

In before:“IT HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE, CLIMATE CHANGE, WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE” -> it’s unusual, but it can happen, so placate your gender neutral appendices, s’il vous plait.

Still cold up here in Taiwan, so it won’t pay us a visit, but it’s nice to see our Overlord making up for the painfully quiet 2018.

Rules of life on this plane of existence :

a) Thou shall not say:"I have planned a flight on (date), is it going to be safe?
b) Thou shall not say:“It may pull a Nari…” or:“What if it turns…”
c) Thou shall not say:“I need more precise information” -> check Windity, CWB & friends

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#3

It looks a bit like Slurm Mc Kenzie

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#4

More like

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#5

More like Leela.

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#6

I like Futurama. I hope 2019’s Typhoons will get the names of characters of the show.

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#7

Looking cute! A bit on the tiny side, but let’s not body shame it.

#8

Looking forward to some typhoon days off.

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#9

Thanks for the jinx.

#10

Wutip has been upgraded to typhoon! We did it!

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#11

Eh we need the happening gif. Or is it used only if it is going to hit Taiwan?

Typhoon nearby + coming long holiday = not a good mix.

#12

Correct, the IT’S HAPPENING gifs shall only be used when a typhoon is bound to transform Taiwan into a barren wasteland. Or in an ironic way when it’s not going to happen. So really anytime is correct, but with power comes responsibility.

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#13

So what is the latest? Is there one inbound next day or two? Or maybe tropical storm?

#14

Nah, it will just spin around like an r’tard in the middle of nowhere and fade into oblivion.

#15

Not even in the consideration so far away

#16

first cat 5 in February!

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#17

This century.

It spared Guam but may hit Filipinas. :worried:

It may hit as a tropical storm, which is still problematic depending on the amount of rain it may carry.

#18

cute

#19

Is that thing going to mess in any way with my vacations??

#20

it depends: where will you go?