Pizza Hut’s new ramen pizza (with salty egg) 
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I was about to post that the Pokemon people are back in my street.
Anyone who would like to join efforts to sell them stuff lemme know.
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More phones? 
Phone holder? Pokemon themed sweets?
If I have to live with them, gotta make a profit.
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He’s still paying more attention to the road than the average Uber (edit Uber Eats) scooter driver.
Wait. They have uber scooters? How come I’ve never seen one?
Uber Eats…
Oh oh. He had me excited we were going to get uber scooters.
Taxi on two tyres!
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I know she saw my penis.
Edit: the cleaning woman in the public restroom walked in.
Excuse me?
They just take the MRT or bus playing it.
Yeah, the fuck???
Look it’s as good a conversation starter as any I suppose.
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No, they park their scooters in our doorstep and leave them running…
Saw a guy today with one of those cellphone holders on his motorcycle, ok , but then he had this tiny umbrella over his phone with its own holder too. 
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i have seen them pink for food panda and green for uber eats, think it helps them see the phone in the sunlight
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Phones don’t do well in sunshine overheating.
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Hahaha exactly this type. You were quick to the photograph.
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