Wack Things In Taiwan 2021

I was reminded of this post as I saw on FB there is a temple in Xindian doing this kind of emotional and spiritual “therapy” for dogs, cats, rabbits, all kinds of animals. If your pet is too nervous or having emotional issues, bring them over for blessing. They showed pictures doing some incense stuff on several dogs…

Lots of people interested BTW.

Happy Saint Francis day, Catholic church should also be offering pet blessings.

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Covid is like manna from heaven for all these wackos and end of the world nutjobs.

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Oops. Edit=DP somehow. Anyway, see below

Er…Wet market.
Way to give a virus a red carpet
Bat soup and Pissing Pangolins
Lab bats? don’t enquire within
You people got me, got me questionin
Where Is The Wack?

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Gotta like pizza boobs love, though.

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Yeh…like the story I saw that in America some people are claiming that followers of Satan always stand 6 feet apart. So therefore, with all of this social distancing you can spot the Satanists who want to keep at least 6 feet apart.

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That would make a bit more sense as “So therefore, with all of this social distancing you cannot spot the Satanists who want to keep at least 6 feet apart.”

Not MUCH more sense, but a bit.

My wife and her family uses a “spiritual cleanser” several times per year…or just when a family member is having some trouble in their life. They have been using the same lady for 20 years because 30 years ago this lady (who is also a fortune teller) made some predictions which the family thought ended up being correct. So for NT$100 you bring her some clothes of the person who needs to be “cleansed”…that means the customer does not actually need to show up in person.
I think this lady has the perfect gig. Customers come to her and she has zero business expenses. And every time my wife visits her she claims my wife’s current condition is caused by being too close to ghosts…so her “spiritual cleansing” will help.
I guess her fortune telling predictions are hit and miss…but when you are correct the customer is your for life…

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The Church of Satan is tweeting some excellent responses to the conspiracies.

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You’re missing the part where people with this mentality in red state rural America would view people who follow basic public health protocols as being Satanists anyway.

(Source: Lived most of my life in red state rural America and visited there a couple months ago. Them people ain’t right in the head, I guarantee ya!’)

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Yep, that’s the whole scam in a nutshell.

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Was walking by FamilyMart in my neighborhood a few days ago and a couple of Taike were sitting on a table having a pile of chewed binlang just laying there on the table. Blue slippers overly visible.

I had a grandma stop in front of me as I walked home yesterday.

Nothing unusual about that.

Was she out of breath?No Was she looking in a window?No

She then let out the biggest fart I’d heard in a good while.

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Let that bad air out, whether through the mouth or through the anus! That’s the way of thinking she is following. And to hell with other around you and their exposure to this “bad air.”

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Masks on her bum?

I didn’t like her smell but she didn’t fart in my face intentionally so I support her right to fart outside.

This is not restricted to Taiwan, It applies to any place I have ever been.

Even Japan,

And Switzerland

Possibly it only applies while I am there, though.

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Pigs.

They are well 'ard.

I believe there is some deal where you can marry a ghost. Relatives set it up for deceased singles (maybe only girls) to cut the sadness a bit.

They pay you.

Apparently there is some kind of ambush/shotgun variant where they leave an envelope with cash in it lying around and if you take the money you are hitched,

GF warned me about it. I said I thought that sounded like a kind thing to do with no obvious downsides in the real world unless you believed in ghosts, which I didnt, so where do I apply?

Got really pissed off. Women.

I bet ghost women are a lot less trouble.

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Wherever you my be- let your wind go free - church or chapel let it rattle.

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