Wack Things in Taiwan 2023

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@Flakman

Was eating breakfast at a restaurant…sitting fairly close to the restroom. Kid about four years walks over to the restroom and starts saying very loudly “I want to take a crap” (Wo yao dabian.) He says this over and over. After about the tenth time my wife turns around and asks the kid to not be so loud. Father walks over and takes him to their table. The kid goes back to the restroom and starts up again in a very loud voice. Mother goes over and let’s him into the restroom. When the kid comes out he starts announcing “I just took a crap.”…over and over again. From their table the mother tells him to not speak so loudly. He eventually stops talking and heads back to their table.

I would not mention this except this is not the first time we have had to listen to a kid loudly announcing his bodily fluid intentions in a restaurant. The parents do not tell them to stop…but eventually ask the kids to not be so loud.

Found this at a Family Mart near my friend’s house on Saturday… The paper in the upper right corner reads: “Having diarrhea [and a] stomachache, sorry >_<” and then the larger portion: "In the bathroom, please wait. I’m the only one working here, so please forgive me. If you’re in a hurry, hope we meet again if fate allows "