When I was only about 2 months old in Taiwan, I regularily rode the 99 red bus in Banchau (sp!!) home from xinpu to where I lived. Not too many times, but a few, this young lady would get on the bus and procede to do this crazy fast shuffle thing throughout the bus, crashing into people, like a steel ball in a pinball machine, following some kind of set trajectory like she actually was a ball following the curse of gravity (only when the bus was moving) until that trajectory would run into me, wherupon she would get down on her haunches in front of me, screw up her face (whether I was sitting or standing) and yell “BLAUGH!!”. Then she would continue some kind of set course until she did it again.
What really got me is how nobody paid her any notice at all.
This chick looked like she was having the time of her life during this; big wide grin, laughing. Really fun!
I’ll never forget it!