[quote=“hexuan”]The volume on the telly. I like to be actually able to hear what people are saying.
The resting position of the on-chain plug in the bathroom sink. Hung over the taps, or over the side of the bowl.
The correct operation of the electric immersion heater and the precise time it needs to be on to provide enough water for a proper bath.
Whether there is anything wrong with lying on the sofa rather than sitting on it.
The necessity to always hold a plate under potentially crumbly items of food as if 5 years of age.
Whether or not shopping is best done on a Saturday afternoon.
Whether an Omega or Cartier wristwatch is a more desirable present and whether the topic is worth discussing at all given the retail prices of the respective models in question.
Whether or not I do fancy every single Chinese girl under the sun without exception.[/quote]
The mind boggles. I hope “piss” is some sort of Ozzy slang for beer…
Here is my chance to take the pi$$.
Yes, we go to a pi$$ up, drink heaps of pi$$, we then get pi$$ed, and then go out the back for a pi$$. We never get pi$$ed off when we’ve been to a pi$$ up.
She doesn’t like it when I smell sweaty, but doesn’t like deodorant either.
How to deal with “us Taiwanese people”; she goes “don’t always cause a scene when something doesn’t go your way. You have to accept things like us Taiwanese people”
You guessed it: how I should be more like “us Taiwanese people”
Standards of cleanliness in the house
how I should not badmouth Taiwan, even if I am right
Even more sad. Dull poster complaining about foreign men discussing what things can cause difficulties in cross-cultural marriages. 
