Must be their moderators.
[quote=āFrank Zappaā]
This is a song about vegetables
They keep you regular,
Theyāre real good for you.
Call any vegetable
Call it by name
Call one today
When you get off the train
Call any vegetable And the chances are good
That the vegetable will respond to you
(Some people donāt go for prunesā¦I
donāt know, Iāve always found that if theyā¦)
Call any vegetable
Pick up your phone
Think of a vegetable
Lonely at home
Call any vegetable And the chances are good
That a vegetable will respond to you
Rutabaga, Rutabaga,
Rutabaga, Rutabaga,
Rutabay-y-y-yā¦
(A prune isnāt really a vegetableā¦
CABBAGE is a vegetableā¦)
No one will know
If you donāt want to let them know
No one will know
'Less itās you that might tell 'em so
Call and theyāll come to you
Covered with dew
Vegetables dream Of responding to you
Standing there shiny and proud by your side
Holding your hand while the neighbors decide
Why is a vegetable something to hide?
A lot of people donāt bother about their
friends in the vegetable kingdom. They
think: Oh, ah, what can I say? What can
a person like myself say to a vegetable?
But the answer is simple, my friends:
Just call, and tell them how you feel
about muffinsā¦pumpkinsā¦wax
paperā¦Caledonia, Mahoganies, elbows
ā¦and green things in generalā¦and
soon, a new rapportā¦you and your
new little green and yellow buddies,
Grooving togetherā¦Oh no! Maintaining
your coolness together! Worshipping
together in the church of your
choiceā¦(only in Americaā¦)
Ah ahha ahha aahha
Call any vegetable Call it by name
Ah you gotta call one today
When you get off the train
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
WOW! That the vegetable will RESPOND to you!
Oh no! Can you see them responding? The
pumpkin is breathing hardā¦h-h-h-h
h-h-h-H-H-H-H-H-H-H - H - HHHHHHHHHHHH!
(what a pumpkin!)[/quote]
How about field greens? and green leafy things:
Romaine lettuce
Raddichio
Arugula
water cress
Endive
Cabbage
Kale
Collards
etc.
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