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What would you ask Morris Chang if he sat next to you on the MRT ? Or in this case a commuter train. Or would you quietly read your schoolbook as this student did.
MOrris Chang , head of TSMC (wafer maker) took a train and the student next to him had no idea who he was.
What would you ask him, if you sat next to him? Pick his brain a little or not?
Who would YOU like to sit next to on the MRT for 15 mins? The Pope? The Dalai Lama ?
The Pope: why won’t the church deal in a committed and transparent manner with child abuse?
Dalai Lama: why do you think mosquitoes don’t deserve empathy as much as other living creatures?
tommy521: how’s the cat?
The Perp: Go away, you hypocrite.
Daily Llama: Go away, you hypocrite.
Neil Young: Wicked last album, dude.
[quote=“Mucha Man”]The Pope: why won’t the church deal in a committed and transparent manner with child abuse?
Dalai Lama: why do you think mosquitoes don’t deserve empathy as much as other living creatures?
tommy521: how’s the cat?[/quote]
well im honored that you would consider sitting next to me on the same plane as with the Pope and Dalai lama. Oh wait , you mean tommy521 ? Whos that?
you would like whopper . hes pretty cool.
p.s. did the Dalai Lama say he was against skeeters/ Well good for him. Never met a skeeter I liked.
Sorry, 525.
Yep, DL said he couldn’t see any good about mosquitoes.
[quote=“Mucha Man”]Sorry, 525.
Yep, DL said he couldn’t see any good about mosquitoes.[/quote]
and hes right, the skeeter is a creation of God to mimic his creation of the devil.
the skeeter spreads malaria, encephalitis , dengue fever , plus other horrible diseases.
[quote=“tommy525”]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_bH3ukYk0c&feature=g-all-u
What would you ask Morris Chang if he sat next to you on the MRT ? Or in this case a commuter train. Or would you quietly read your schoolbook as this student did.
MOrris Chang , head of TSMC (wafer maker) took a train and the student next to him had no idea who he was.
What would you ask him, if you sat next to him? Pick his brain a little or not?
Who would YOU like to sit next to on the MRT for 15 mins? The Pope? The Dalai Lama ?[/quote]
Not sure I’d recognize Morris Chang if I sat next to him. I did recognize (and shake the hand of) Lee Yuan-tseh in a hotel buffet in Kenting.
[quote=“jimipresley”]The Perp: Go away, you hypocrite.
Daily Llama: Go away, you hypocrite.
Neil Young: Wicked last album, dude.[/quote]
The Perp ? Daily Llama ? :roflmao:
I’d probably tell him to shut the fuck up.
I’d say, “Put some clothes on Angelina! You don’t want Brad to catch us like this? Do you.”
I dunno, Doctor. I get the impression that one at a time ain’t enough for Angelina.
I wouldn’t have a clue who Morris Chang is. I might ask him why, if he’s so bloody clever, he chose to name himself after a crap British car. Maybe he’s a H2G2 fan and wanted to be like Ford Prefect.
[quote=“StevenCrook”][quote=“tommy525”]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_bH3ukYk0c&feature=g-all-u
What would you ask Morris Chang if he sat next to you on the MRT ? Or in this case a commuter train. Or would you quietly read your schoolbook as this student did.
MOrris Chang , head of TSMC (wafer maker) took a train and the student next to him had no idea who he was.
What would you ask him, if you sat next to him? Pick his brain a little or not?
Who would YOU like to sit next to on the MRT for 15 mins? The Pope? The Dalai Lama ?[/quote]
Not sure I’d recognize Morris Chang if I sat next to him. I did recognize (and shake the hand of) Lee Yuan-tseh in a hotel buffet in Kending.[/quote]
Was it warm? He likes to keep it in his pocket, probably to massage his… leg. 
Hey Pope, remember me? I was once an altarboy. Oh, but I remember YOU! That labored breathing, those sweaty, grubby hands… Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll keep quiet, if you make me archbishop of Taiwan. Oh, and give me your powers of infallibility, so that Catholics have to believe everything I say.
Hey Dalai Lama, you’re a vegetarian, right? I guess you won’t be wanting that paigu from your biandang… Hey, how does a Buddhist order a hot dog? Oh, you’ve heard that one… You know, you have some really cool hats. Do you and the pope go shopping together? By the way, what’s the true meaning of emptiness? And what do you think of UFOs?
Hey Mr. Pitt, my wife thinks about you when she masturbates.
Depends on the famous person. I’ve met famous people before and just acted normal. Got a few free dinners at expensive restaurants out of the deal too. One case was one of the only times in my life that being Black actually paid off.
Morris Chang thinks in English.
Who?
I’ve met and even known quite a few famous people. In my experience they wish to be treated like anyone else and don’t really like it when strangers gush over them in public.
Steve Jobs: Who left a corpse on this train?
Jolin Tsai: Why is your music so terrible?
Joaquin Phoenix: You were/are awesome in so many movies!
Han Guo-yu: Is it OK if I smack you?
Various Japanese porn stars: So, here we all are. On a commuter train. I know how this movie ends. Who’d like to start?
Famous famous or T-list famous?
I’ve met Carla Bruni in Paris once. It was really funny.
Both
Who?