Which Bond was Best?

Quiet here today, innit! I guess we need another WMD thread, so here goes.

Who’s a Bond fan?

Gotta admit that Brosnan is the best all-rounder. Very charismatic.

Sean was all guts and sex appeal but too serious.

Lazenby acted appallingly, perhaps in bemusement of his new-found Ozzy car salesman to 007 fame. That movie was the best one for my money though - borderline soft-core porn.

Dalton is the thinking man’s Bond by all accounts. Exactly as Fleming wanted, but did/does anyone read the books?

My number 1 is cheesy ol’ Roger. A lousy actor, but the undoubted master of the double entendre.

Roger Moore for me too.

Lazenby sucked - and I’m, an Aussie! Funniest thing about Lazenby is his decision to do no more Bond movies because he didn’t want to be typecast. He also found the contract too demanding. Here’s a great read on how he landed the part. Sounds like he may have spent more than he earnt.

http://www.imdb.com/Bio?Lazenby,%20George

Nah, gotta be the present Bond man, Pierce Brosnan.

I read them all including Kingsley Amis’ appalling “Colonel Sun”…eeek!

Without a doubt, Sean Connery was the best…a real ruthless SOB. Completely in spirit with the books. People forget that the books were NOT funny. And BTW, Fleming described Bond as resembling Hoagy Carmichael.

seanconnery.com/
ianfleming.org/index.shtml
hoagy.com/
filmlinc.com/archive/program … /hoagy.htm

Sexy Sean Connery, definately…yum!

Lazenby…don’t know
Dalton…nah
Moore…bit of a cad
Brosnan…EGO!

Not a big fan, but have had a boyfriend or two, so, you know…if he’s willing to sit through a chickflick or ten then it’s only fair to reciprocate.

A Bond fan I am…I too have read all the books…You Only Live Twice was the best book and I liked the last film the most…Pierce is my guy followed closely by Sean. Hated Rog and Tim while Lazenby was a joke in one of the better screenplays…

Did you know that Roald Dahl wrote the screenplay for You Only Live Twice…surprised the hell outta me given that the novel had a real nice secondary theme about suicide and Dahl never touched on it…

And now a trivia question for all you fans…

The title of the movie “The World is not Enough” comes from an earlier reference…what movie referred to this “motto” and why was it mentioned?

Toe Save . . you’re not the boss at a certain east Taipei monkey bar are you?

HG

I thought the last Bond film was the dumbest movie I’ve ever seen. Brosnan gets a thumbs down from me. I won’t go again until they switch to a new Bond.

I like Sean Connery for his visceral, hairy demeanor and his flirtatious yet serious approach to the role.

I grew up with Roger Moore as Bond, so I have a fondness for him in the role.

I thought Timothy Dalton didn’t fit the part at all.

Never saw the Lazenby film.

[quote=“Toe Save”]
And now a trivia question for all you fans…

The title of the movie “The World is not Enough” comes from an earlier reference…what movie referred to this “motto” and why was it mentioned?[/quote]

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service. It is a translation of the Latin Bond Family Motto from the family coat of arms.

That movie is one of my favorite Bond movies because it is so odd and frickin hilarious.

As for the best Bond? What kind of question is that? How could anyone even compare to Connery?

Shir Shaun musht shurely be shcrached in at the top of any Bond lisht.

And I have a fantastically, hilariously awful novel titled Taiwan, about a heist from the National Palace Museum, written by the guy who wrote the screenplay for Moonraker.

The Bond movies of the last 20 years have been terrible. They have none of the style and flair of the older movies. Bond movies today are indistinguishable from any other lame action/adventure flick that is ground out of the Hollywood machine. Octopussy (1983) and A View to a Kill (1985) were the last decent ones to hit the theaters in my lifetime. They were also the last Roger Moore movies. Coincidence? I don’t even bother to see the new Bond movies anymore, because I know they’ll be terrible.

Agree with that, although I did like Goldeneye. The early Connery ones were excellent. The music has deteriorated also since John Barry left.

I read them all including Kingsley Amis’ appalling “Colonel Sun”…eeek!

Without a doubt, Sean Connery was the best…a real ruthless SOB. Completely in spirit with the books. People forget that the books were NOT funny. And BTW, Fleming described Bond as resembling Hoagy Carmichael.

seanconnery.com/
ianfleming.org/index.shtml
hoagy.com/
filmlinc.com/archive/program … /hoagy.htm[/quote]

Yes, the ruthlessness was key. And the up-close in your face, down-and-dirty combat. Remember that scene from Russia with love (??) in the train with the guy from Jaws as the Russian agent (forget his name). That was a nasty fight.
now it’s all toys and tricks and the fancy car. damn i know a nice car is a fixture (as are the toys) in the Bond movies, but does it have to look like a fuggin commercial or music video?
and that last movie, aside from looking at H.Berry, what a crappy story (ok so the Bond plots are more or less the same). how the hell did the son of a korean official manage to build a starwars piece of machine? with funds from diamond and weapons sales? please.

[quote]Tomas Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2003 5:56 pm Post subject:


I thought the last Bond film was the dumbest movie I’ve ever seen. Brosnan gets a thumbs down from me. I won’t go again until they switch to a new Bond. [/quote]

Why I thought Die Another Day was the best Bond film ever…by Toe Save

  1. James caught :shock: and tortured :shock: :shock: Best story open since YOLT…(shot in the Murphy bed… thought he was dead) Cool opening song…may even have to nominate Madonna against Sir Paul and KD for best opening tune??? Also nice marriage of the post 9/11 world and the Fleming world.

  2. H.B. :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: …2nd best Bond-gal ever…
    -better than Barbara Bach :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:
    -not quite the raw sexual energy of dear old Ursula :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:
    -kinda have a soft spot for Carey Lowell :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: in the Dalton one with Wayne Newton…Law and Order thang…

  3. Good bye dear dear Llewellyn…a true hommage to a modern British tradition, the addition of Cleese could not be brighter…and no better toastmaster to the Legend of Llewellyn than the genius of Cleese…
    Long live the Q!!!

4)The ice boat, hovercraft and car chase scenes are the best I can remember…as was the sword fight…you don’t get that down and dirty with Sir Sean…sorry to say, but Sean was all judo and PPK…

  1. On a personal note, I am pretty sure that a guy I did a fringe play with was helping them into those nifty flying sled thingies they swooped into North Korea on…he even had a line…that puts me at 1 degree of separation…

  2. North Korea scares me in real life…they aren’t dealt with nearly enough as a villain, either in Hollywood or in Washington/Beijing/Tokyo/Pyongyang…okay okay…/London…)

  3. I cast Pierce as Sean’s replacement back in the early days of Remington Steele…his witty, snappy banter with the luscious Stephanie Zimbalist…his rugged handsomosity…the wee bit o welsh in his lilt…

Don’t get me wrong…Sir Sean was great…the greatest…I wish he’d never had to stop until Pierce was ready…Sean is who made us fans…we had to suffer through a long period of hacks with the martini, the Walther and the ladies…May the good knight enjoy the fruits of his creation, he need not lose another minutes sleep, the mantle of Bond is in a most capable shell…

The Less is Moore Period was detestable…his entendre was single if at all…and can you…in your wildest of “put reality on the shelf, this is Hollywood” kinda fantasies…Tanya Roberts and Roger Boor…puh-lease…

And the villains…Jaws was far too awkward…made the stunts laughable…the sterotypes abound throughout this period, but that is kinda true of Sean’s tutelege as well…none so 'ignit as Sheriff Culpepper…ffwd and quick…

Dalton put a halt on…Moore no more…I gave Dalton his due…his earnestness was a tad too callow for such a fellow as our James Bond…And get rid of that new CIA guy, the big cracker from Walking Tall…Joe Don Baker…is that the guy???

Finally, the new King is crowned. The mantle is firmly in place…In Brosnan We Trust…

And 8) Halle Berry in a sea of diamonds…BEST ENDING EVER!!!

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[quote]chainsmoker Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2003 6:19 pm Post subject:


Toe Save wrote:

And now a trivia question for all you fans…

The title of the movie “The World is not Enough” comes from an earlier reference…what movie referred to this “motto” and why was it mentioned?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service. It is a translation of the Latin Bond Family Motto from the family coat of arms.

[/quote]

Well done smokerman…that is not an easy question…maybe a pretender hath fallen on my trivial blade…well done indeed…have some guanxi…

Russian agent was Robert Shaw in FRWL…you may also remember him as the inimitable Doyle Lonnigan in The Sting.

[quote]Huang Guang Chen Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2003 5:52 pm Post subject:


Toe Save . . you’re not the boss at a certain east Taipei monkey bar are you?

HG
[/quote]

No.

Thanks for the guanxi (easy question. That scene is one of my favorites), but I must respond with the number one reason why Die Another Day sucked:
James Bond had an invisible car…I mean… an… INVISIBLE… friggin’… CAR!!
If thats not bad enough, the other gadget was a magic ring (Here James, take this in case you have to break any glass. We all know how hard it is to break glass and how often you are called to do so in the spy game. BTW, We call it the “Daryl Dawkins Ring”)

At this rate, they might as well cast Dumbledore as Q, give Bond a Wand, and send him Voldeblofeld (Oops, I don’t think I am supposed to say his name out loud). Then, all the idiots of the world can save two hours of their lives and get themselves a haircut with the money they save by only seeing one movie…buncha hippies.

so…who do you like as the NEXT bond? hugh grant? andy lau? ali g?

[quote=“chainsmoker”] but I must respond with the number one reason why Die Another Day sucked:
James Bond had an invisible car…I mean… an… INVISIBLE… friggin’… CAR!!
.[/quote]

Gotta admit that was really pretty dumb! DH says this is his favorite Bond movie, but I think HB is the real reason :frowning: So what am I chopped liver… he ain’t got nothing on my number one Bond…

That scotsman with the brogue… Sir Sean

(Plus the man still looks good in a Kilt!)

Brosnon, a close second… we will see how he develops,
Moore, then Dalton, the one everyone forgets… David Niven and then Lastly Lasenby

Now, does anyone really have a worse Bond movie. Die Another Day does not even come close to …

“Casino Royale”

God, my English SUCKS…

Good think me nots an enrish teacher…

Didn’t Brosnan announce that he’s going to retire? I believe they’re looking for another Bond soon.

Connery’s my personal favorite, but I liked Moore as I grew up with him as Bond. I think Lazenby could have grown into the part eventually had he chosen to do so. Dalton…nah. Brosnan is too bland.

I always loved David Niven. Niven and Sellers in the first Pink Panther movie were perfect.

Still, Niven was never an official Bond. That was a lame spoof just like that Austin Powers shite.