I spent 99NT$ at 7-11 today and got (wait for it) TWO FREE EGGS.
I’ve just eaten one and it was quite nice.
Who wants the other one? Be quick and let me know if you want it. Make sure and leave a good reason why, or your request will most definitely be denied.
Because if YOU eat them both, the smell will be unbearable. I’d be doing mankind a huge favour. Besides, the eggs probably come from Asian chickens and like, you know about my Asian fetish, so, yeah. Me.
OK, not immediately denied, but we’ll have to see what others come up with.
[quote=“irishstu”]I spent 99NT$ at 7-11 today and got (wait for it) TWO FREE EGGS.
I’ve just eaten one and it was quite nice.
Who wants the other one? Be quick and let me know if you want it. Make sure and leave a good reason why, or your request will most definitely be denied.[/quote]
Is it a tea egg? Cos I wouldn’t want that.
If it is a raw egg then I’ll take it, cos it will go nicely with the two sausages I’m grilling.
[quote=“TomHill”][quote=“irishstu”]I spent 99NT$ at 7-11 today and got (wait for it) TWO FREE EGGS.
I’ve just eaten one and it was quite nice.
Who wants the other one? Be quick and let me know if you want it. Make sure and leave a good reason why, or your request will most definitely be denied.[/quote]
Is it a tea egg? Cos I wouldn’t want that.
If it is a raw egg then I’ll take it, cos it will go nicely with the two sausages I’m grilling.[/quote]
It’s a tea egg. I guess you’re denied.
[quote=“irishstu”][quote=“TomHill”][quote=“irishstu”]I spent 99NT$ at 7-11 today and got (wait for it) TWO FREE EGGS.
I’ve just eaten one and it was quite nice.
Who wants the other one? Be quick and let me know if you want it. Make sure and leave a good reason why, or your request will most definitely be denied.[/quote]
Is it a tea egg? Cos I wouldn’t want that.
If it is a raw egg then I’ll take it, cos it will go nicely with the two sausages I’m grilling.[/quote]
It’s a tea egg. I guess you’re denied.[/quote]
Don’t offer your dirty tea eggs on here. Go on forumosafieds.
I would say “because I’m just a few floors above you and will be down in a minute to relieve you of your egg,” but I don’t want your stinkin’ egg.
:dance:
Fuck that, I wanted that first one.
You can throw them at birds. It really confuses 'em.
Hey hey, the gangs all here.
One sniff of a good thread and in we go.
Now who says we all gang up on Stu for accepting two free manky tea eggs?
You can throw them at birds. It really confuses 'em.
You can say that again. 
thechief, you shoulda told me before I ate the first one. I mean, like… sheesh.
MT, just for that, you’re DEFINITELY not getting my egg.
[quote=“TomHill”]Hey hey, the gangs all here.
One sniff of a good thread and in we go.
Now who says we all gang up on Stu for accepting two free manky tea eggs?[/quote]
Well, the 7-11 said they were tea eggs…
Tell that to your husband. . . er. . .wife. :s
I’ll give you a tea potato for it.
You can’t mix TEA and POTATOES! That’s illegal!
You can’t mix TEA and POTATOES! That’s illegal![/quote]
Sooo? That’s a “no”, then?
Do you mean it confuses the eggs or the birds?
And if both, which does it confuse more?
You can’t mix TEA and POTATOES! That’s illegal![/quote]
That’s the end of British cuisine, then.
You can’t mix TEA and POTATOES! That’s illegal![/quote]
That’s the end of British cuisine, then.[/quote]
No, no, don’t get me wrong, you can drink tea and eat potatoes at the same meal, just don’t pour tea over potatoes, or boil potatoes in tea, or anything like that. It’s just wrong, on so many levels.
So yeah, that’s a “no” then, Tash.