why do people call their ex-GF/BF when they’re drunk? 
Got a phone call from an ex(from 4 years ago) at 4AM this morning… drunk, no doubt…
it lasted 20 minutes… but I ccouldn’t understand a single word… not surprising…
I was too sleepyi to listen to more blah, blah, blah… so I yelled “BUT I STILL LOVE YOU!”
then the phone went dead… and me back to my warm bed… works everytime!
hey, it’s not like I haven’t done it before… 
but I was wondering why people(including myself) do it?
My bastard cheating son of a bitch likes to call and tell me that I should be grateful to him for showing me what it is like to be played.
He doesn’t have to be drunk.
Ouch!! 
Wow. I’m glad that I just make friends with my ex’s.
[quote=“Jaboney”]Ouch!!
Wow. I’m glad that I just make friends with my ex’s.[/quote]
Well, i find it’s a little bit difficult to be friends with ex’s. Last time i did, it ended up that we are back together again.
Most probably a night when you’re solid drunk and didn’t score. Your enebriated brain reminds you of all the good times you had with the ex. Being a depressive agent you start getting melancholy and “miss” the person. You call them whilst in this semi-horny rat arsed drunk state with the misguided idea that they’re a sure bet. Hey, they shagged you before, didn’t they? So you call them.
The next morning you see the dialled numbers on your phone and slowly start to cringe, promising yourself never to drink again and to get a new Sim card and number for you cel phone…
[quote=“SuchAFob”]My bastard cheating son of a bitch likes to call and tell me that I should be grateful to him for showing me what it is like to be played.
He doesn’t have to be drunk.[/quote]
That’s cold.
Make fun of his weiner. Men hate that.
When else would I be any fit state to talk to that little turnip?
(Never done it, btw)
[quote=“jdsmith”][quote=“SuchAFob”]My bastard cheating son of a bitch likes to call and tell me that I should be grateful to him for showing me what it is like to be played.
He doesn’t have to be drunk.[/quote]
That’s cold.
Make fun of his weiner. Men hate that.[/quote]
I don’t talk to him. When I realise it is him, I hang up.
Have you seen White? You know the scene in which the just dumped hubby calls his now ex-wife. She says, “Karl. Just in time,” then sets the phone beside the bed so that he can hear her climax with her new lover.
Try that.
Maybe he’ll stop.
Then again, not maybe. Maybe he’ll call more. :s
[quote=“jdsmith”][quote=“SuchAFob”]My bastard cheating son of a bitch likes to call and tell me that I should be grateful to him for showing me what it is like to be played.
He doesn’t have to be drunk.[/quote]
That’s cold.
Make fun of his weiner. Men hate that.[/quote]
And if it works for jdsmith, it can work for you too.
[quote=“Stray Dog”][quote=“jdsmith”][quote=“SuchAFob”]My bastard cheating son of a bitch likes to call and tell me that I should be grateful to him for showing me what it is like to be played.
He doesn’t have to be drunk.[/quote]
That’s cold.
Make fun of his weiner. Men hate that.[/quote]
And if it works for jdsmith, it can work for you too.[/quote]
Right! I hate the word anaconda! :fume: :fume:
Ew!! If it has the texture of a snake you really should see a dr.
You mean it’s not supposed to have scales? Damn…
[quote=“jdsmith”][quote=“Stray Dog”][quote=“jdsmith”][quote=“SuchAFob”]My bastard cheating son of a bitch likes to call and tell me that I should be grateful to him for showing me what it is like to be played.
He doesn’t have to be drunk.[/quote]
That’s cold.
Make fun of his weiner. Men hate that.[/quote]
And if it works for jdsmith, it can work for you too.[/quote]
Right! I hate the word anaconda! :fume: :fume:[/quote]
Sorry, that’s not what I meant, but just as funny!
I meant you used that line on your ex-boyfriends.
What makes you think any of them are exes?
What makes you think any of them are exes?[/quote]
So, is your wife available then? 
What makes you think any of them are exes?[/quote]
So, is your wife available then? [/quote]
Are you rich? 
What makes you think any of them are exes?[/quote]
So, is your wife available then? [/quote]
Are you rich? [/quote]
How much are you selling her for, you pimp, you?
What makes you think any of them are exes?[/quote]
So, is your wife available then? [/quote]
Are you rich? [/quote]
How much are you selling her for, you pimp, you?[/quote]
damn, I walked right into that one.
:bravo:
You mean it’s not supposed to have scales? Damn…[/quote]
If you’re getting scales, you should try whacking off with a lubricant.
But in all seriousness, I’ve been guilty of sending drunken text messages to old girlfriends. Nothing like getting text messages at 11AM Sunday full of swears.