"Will call you in ten minutes" - What's up with this?

The real tragedy is about 90% of the time, the hottest guys I see walking around are definitely gay. Sigh!

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How do you know they were gay? Maybe your Rampant Cock Tyrannosaurity transcends standard preference and you drive all men into a sexual frenzy, FOD or otherwise, ever think of that?
Oh wait, you were just complaining about getting hit on mercilessly in Hsimers, weren’t you?

What an ordeal for you to be so universally desired.

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Just say you identify as a gay male. Problem solved.

Ah, you olds and your idealistic view of the world…if only it were that simple!

Milker would be lucky to identify a gay male, never mind as one.

Yeah, I’m not picky. Aside from psycho xiaojies, all comers are welcome.

As opposed to a gal female?

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Do cows dream of all-bull saunas?

I’d be the luckiest guy alive if that did it for me. Jack Nicholson

https://youtu.be/WW10GJ8IWko

Electric sheep are more stimulating.

From his posting history I don’t see how he hates gays.

He forgot the “/s”.

I have no idea what this is all about.

Used on Reddit to indicate the post/comment is a sarcastic one. New version of “j/k”.

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This thread quickly turned into something else…

Yes. Even my gay married friend to another guy says if he wasn’t married, he’d be chasing and trying to convert me. Something about my style, clothes, confidence, appearance of being able to take care of someone.

I get it now. I don’t feel that calling someone a bigot is fine because it’s sarcasm, but maybe there’s an in-joke going on.

Dude must be super handsome and jacked.

Where can I find my tango42…

Happens a lot around here.

Q: How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Wanna go for a bike ride?!

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I didn’t forget jack shit.

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