Do you like night markets?
- I loves night markets!
- They’re OK, I don’t mind going with friends.
- I only go to be polite.
- Fuck being polite. I hate them.
- I haven’t been to one yet, and don’t intend to.
- I haven’t been to one yet, but definitely intend to.
I received an email asking me to help out with a survey about night markets, but when I clicked through it was full of daft questions about quality of communication and stuff.
When will the people of this island get it through their heads that NIGHT MARKETS ARE CRAP?
It is so tiring hearing Taiwanese people tell me about how great night markets are. Again. Will someone please tell them, from me, that no right-thinking person would ever eat that garbage or go there willingly after the first experience? You can’t build an international tourism strategy around dirty overcrowded and unbearably noisy markets selling cheap shit from China and inedible food.
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