Yet Another Useless Survey - Night Markets

Do you like night markets?

  • I loves night markets!
  • They’re OK, I don’t mind going with friends.
  • I only go to be polite.
  • Fuck being polite. I hate them.
  • I haven’t been to one yet, and don’t intend to.
  • I haven’t been to one yet, but definitely intend to.

0 voters

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I received an email asking me to help out with a survey about night markets, but when I clicked through it was full of daft questions about quality of communication and stuff.

When will the people of this island get it through their heads that NIGHT MARKETS ARE CRAP?

It is so tiring hearing Taiwanese people tell me about how great night markets are. Again. Will someone please tell them, from me, that no right-thinking person would ever eat that garbage or go there willingly after the first experience? You can’t build an international tourism strategy around dirty overcrowded and unbearably noisy markets selling cheap shit from China and inedible food.

Honestly, I … [please continue below]

[quote=“Loretta”]:roll: :unamused:

I received an email asking me to help out with a survey about night markets, but when I clicked through it was full of daft questions about quality of communication and stuff.

When will the people of this island get it through their heads that NIGHT MARKETS ARE CRAP?

It is so tiring hearing Taiwanese people tell me about how great night markets are. Again. Will someone please tell them, from me, that no right-thinking person would ever eat that garbage or go there willingly after the first experience? You can’t build an international tourism strategy around dirty overcrowded and unbearably noisy markets selling cheap shit from China and inedible food.

Honestly, I … [please continue below][/quote]

Must say I disagree,old chap.

I like night markets, some of them anyway. I like the general feel of the Gonguan NM, and I think that Shida has some good eats. Of course, a lot of Shida’s good food is in restaurants surrounding the NM, but that is part of the charm. Raohe NM has good Pakistani kebabs, okonimiyaki, spring rolls and Hujaobing, as well as fresh juiceries.

I enjoy the relaxed hubbub of some night markets. I like some of the bbq, lu weiand hucksertism.

Me likes 'em!

Useless surveys get useless answers. There you go. :wink:

That sounds like a problem with the survey, not a problem with night markets.

I have been very unsuccessful in using night markets in my compost pile, so I’m a bit skeptical of this assertion.

I’m so sorry about that. Hopefully hearing from this non-Taiwanese person how great night markets are will be a new and refreshing experience for you. Insert rainbow smiley here.

[quote=“BigJohn”][quote=“Loretta”]:roll: :unamused:

I received an email asking me to help out with a survey about night markets, but when I clicked through it was full of daft questions about quality of communication and stuff.

When will the people of this island get it through their heads that NIGHT MARKETS ARE CRAP?

It is so tiring hearing Taiwanese people tell me about how great night markets are. Again. Will someone please tell them, from me, that no right-thinking person would ever eat that garbage or go there willingly after the first experience? You can’t build an international tourism strategy around dirty overcrowded and unbearably noisy markets selling cheap shit from China and inedible food.

Honestly, I … [please continue below][/quote]

Must say I disagree,old chap.

I like night markets, some of them anyway. I like the general feel of the Gongguan NM, and I think that Shi-Da has some good eats. Of course, a lot of Shi-Da’s good food is in restaurants surrounding the NM, but that is part of the charm. Raohe NM has good Pakistani kebabs, okonimiyaki, spring rolls and Hujaobing, as well as fresh juiceries.

I enjoy the relaxed hubbub of some night markets. I like some of the bbq, lu weiand hucksertism.

Me likes 'em![/quote]

Me likes them too. Although I try and go as they are just getting started in the evening so I can eat before the crowds.

Quoted for truth! I only go if I have out-of-town guests who insist on go, so I’ve only been a handful of times. A handful too often, if you ask me. Noisy, smelly places full of noisy smelly people and food that is 99.99999% complete shit. Pakistani rotis and rice cooked in bamboo are nice enough, I suppose, but not NEARLY nice enough to merit a trip to a night market for.
I find them simply bemusing and I can’t recall ANYONE I’ve taken saying much other than “so is that IT?”

[quote=“BigJohn”]Must say I disagree,old chap.

I like night markets, some of them anyway. I like the general feel of the Gongguan NM, and I think that Shi-Da has some good eats. Of course, a lot of Shi-Da’s good food is in restaurants surrounding the NM, but that is part of the charm. Raohe NM has good Pakistani kebabs, okonimiyaki, spring rolls and Hujaobing, as well as fresh juiceries.[/quote]
Each to his own.

I should have been more clear and pointed out that the survey was specifically about local food served from stalls. Restaurants and Pakistani kebabs were not listed in the choices I was allowed to have enjoyed.

CROWDED, DIRTY AND ODOROUS, but there are a lot of hidden gems in those night markets food wise. Don’t be so quick to nay-say.

Yup, like I said, a useless survey. There is no problem with night markets, the problem is with Taiwanese people assuming we all love them

I doubt it. I’ve lived here long enough that I have met other people who think like you do. You, and they, are all welcome to your opinions, but there is nothing new or refreshing about hearing “I like this and you like that” again. We all know this, and we’re all capable of dealing with it. No need to try and make your view prevail over mine.

Now, can we get back on topic? Why do Taiwanese people keep creating these surveys which assume we like things, and then ask us why, instead of asking us what we like and collecting some useful information?

Why do Taiwanese people keep creating these surveys which assume we like things, and then ask us why, instead of asking us what we like and collecting some useful information?[/quote]

It would make no difference anyway. I would have binned the survey.

I have lived near a NM for 4 years. I have never set foot in it.

I think it has to do with the education system. Multiple choice vs. short answer. Asking you what you like makes too many variables and would require thought.

Negativity. I have my fingers in my ears.

If you just believe in your local night market, it will be good.

22 years isnae “quick.” And they’re not ALL bad – I know EXACTLY where to go if I ever need to buy a crap alarm clock that’ll break LONG before the batteries give out, or a pair of shitty shoes.

22 years isnae “quick.” And they’re not ALL bad – I know EXACTLY where to go if I ever need to buy a crap alarm clock that’ll break LONG before the batteries give out, or a pair of shitty shoes.[/quote]
22 years in Taiwan??? Really? Amazing.

Yep. Same here. If I need a t-shirt, gloves, pornography sans blocks, a radio-controlled tea-cosy or new pair of shorts, I know exactly where to go. I’m in and out in a flash. No point in lingering. On a rare occasion, when I haven’t eaten yet, I may grab an oyster omelette or some deep-fried mushrooms as I’m bolting for the nearest taxi, but there’s no way in hell I’ll sit down and eat it there.

Look, I can understand the lure of a night market for teenagers and groups of giggling young adults, as it is heady when you’ve not been out much in your life (apart from the trip every three months to watch a movie and eat an ice cream in Ximen Dien).

But I’m not 17 anymore, hence my diminished fascination.

The whole dirty, crowded exercise would be worth it if the food were quality…occasionally you can find decent food there (as noted), but most of it is godawful, and like the restaurant scene here I’ll only try something on recommendation because I value my time. It’s a shame vendors can’t prepare decent food…use cheap ingredients and chuck it in oil seems to be the universal cookbook in these parts.

You can cook anything better at home in the time it takes to go there and line up for that sludge. Night Markets are only popular because locals are incredibly lazy when it comes to cooking and quality and health are no issue as long as the product is cheap.

[quote=“mups”]The whole dirty, crowded exercise would be worth it if the food were quality…occasionally you can find decent food there (as noted), but most of it is godawful, and like the restaurant scene here I’ll only try something on recommendation because I value my time. It’s a shame vendors can’t prepare decent food…use cheap ingredients and chuck it in oil seems to be the universal cookbook in these parts.

You can cook anything better at home in the time it takes to go there and line up for that sludge. Night Markets are only popular because locals are incredibly lazy when it comes to cooking and quality and health are no issue as long as the product is cheap.[/quote]

Yeah, but that’s universal. Shitty, cheap food abounds throughout the globe. How about some nice hot dogs? A corn dog? Caramel popcorn? Cotton candy?

For some reason I cant answer the poll, anyway, I think they are ok. Obviously its a personal thing but the night market here is basically all the local shops shutting their doors and moving their stock to the local “town square” to to speak.

I am equally likely to purchase from or eat those products if they are in their shop front, or in the night market. Just moving the shop front doesn’t change anything. Some things I will buy, some I wont.

It’s hard to see how one can’t find ANYTHING one likes in a night market. It’s not supposed to be high class food anyway. Personally I think there are some genius creations from night markets like the ‘sausage in a rice sausage with condiments’ or the ‘ice cream with peanut shavings and coriander’ ,
'Chinese hamburger (Gua Bao)'and squid balls and bbq squid. Then there’s always a few good restaurants dotted around them in between the dark and dirty ones. Then there’s usually some good drink stands to hit when it’s 30C and 80% humidity or so outside.

[quote=“mups”]The whole dirty, crowded exercise would be worth it if the food were quality…occasionally you can find decent food there (as noted), but most of it is godawful, and like the restaurant scene here I’ll only try something on recommendation because I value my time. It’s a shame vendors can’t prepare decent food…use cheap ingredients and chuck it in oil seems to be the universal cookbook in these parts.

You can cook anything better at home in the time it takes to go there and line up for that sludge. Night Markets are only popular because locals are incredibly lazy when it comes to cooking and quality and health are no issue as long as the product is cheap.[/quote]

There’s plenty of vendors that prepare their food fresh…much more than the West in fact and vegetables and fruit drinks are everywhere. One thing the locals know a thing or two about is freshness.