Yes, I feel thoroughly ashamed of myself as well. How could we have jumped to the conclusion that middle-aged single fat ugly hairy German men visiting Pattaya were there to help the children? I for one feel like a first class chump. I would like to hereby apologize to all those single German men who went to Pattaya without their friends, families, wives, girlfriends just to help the poor little helpless but cute and wise beyond their years children in Thailand who were no doubt just asking for it. That is for a chance to get to visit the pool like all the other “lucky” children. [/quote]
Shame on…
It might not occur to you that most male americans, germans, danes etc. living there are into adult females, shemales, or what it’s usually called?
I mean here in Taiwan we have lots of foreigners coming, who leave their friends, families, wives, girlfriends behind… wonder what they (we) are up to…
I think that article would only work to attact pedophiles to Thailand about as effectively as a brochure about a trauma ward would induce acrotomophiliacs to swarm the amputees.
Speaking for myself, I’m even wary of xenophiliacs.
Yes, I feel thoroughly ashamed of myself as well. How could we have jumped to the conclusion that middle-aged single fat ugly hairy German men visiting Pattaya were there to help the children? I for one feel like a first class chump. I would like to hereby apologize to all those single German men who went to Pattaya without their friends, families, wives, girlfriends just to help the poor little helpless but cute and wise beyond their years children in Thailand who were no doubt just asking for it. That is for a chance to get to visit the pool like all the other “lucky” children. [/quote]
Shame on…
It might not occur to you that most male Americans, germans, danes etc. living there are into adult females, shemales, or what it’s usually called?
I mean here in Taiwan we have lots of foreigners coming, who leave their friends, families, wives, girlfriends behind… wonder what they (we) are up to…[/quote]
I see. So its “knock up” and pay for mom, but feed McDonalds to the kids and make sure they don’t end up in the same profession. Liberals assuaging their guilt?
acrotomophilia: sexual attraction to amputees
agalmatophilia: sexual attraction to statues or mannequins
amaurophilia: sexual arousal by a partner who is unable to see one due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness.
apotemnophilia: sexual arousal from having an appendage (limb, digit, or male genitals) amputated
asphyxiophilia: sexual attraction to asphyxia; also called breath control play; including autoerotic asphyxiation; see [1] (members.aol.com/Oldrope/breath.htm) about the danger
coprophilia: sexual attraction to feces
Diaper Fetishism: sexual arousal from diapers
dendrophilia: sexual arousal from trees
emetophilia: sexual attraction to vomit
ephebophilia: sexual attraction to adolescents
frotteurism: deriving sexual pleasure from rubbing against other people
galactophilia: sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women
gerontophilia: sexual attraction to the aged
hematolagnia: sexual attraction to blood
hybristophilia: sexual arousal by people who have committed crimes, in particular cruel or outrageous crimes*
infantilism: sexual pleasure from dressing, acting, or being treated as a baby
klismaphilia: sexual pleasure from enemas
maiesiophilia: sexual attraction to childbirth or pregnant women
mysophilia: sexual attraction to foul or decaying material
pictophilia: inability to become sexually aroused except through the use of pictorial pornography
plushophilia: sexual attraction to stuffed toys
scotophilia: sexual attraction to darkness
sitophilia: sexual arousal from food
Transformation Fetish: sexual attraction to transformations
vorarephilia: sexual attraction to being eaten by or eating another person.
xenophilia: sexual attraction to foreigners (in science-fiction, can also mean sexual attraction to aliens)
xylophilia: sexual attraction to wood
Oh and less the rule Nazis show up. I agree Chewy and find that very funny and um I think that it is terrible that anyone should be forced to eat at McDonald’s lest they um get fat.
Now why did you have to go and post that list!!! Now, I am going to have to spend all weekend memorizing these terms so I do not feel shown up the next time.
I like the idea of trees though. Hmmmm Wonder if I could be a dendrophiliac. I recall one drunk night hanging onto a tree for dear life. Naturally, the next day I was feeling a bit “sheepish.”
It is not for the askee to grant enlightenment to the asker because the seeds of enlightenment are within us all. Therefore to presume that to ask is to seek enlightenment is really only one part of the equation since isn’t the person asked also spurred to greater enlightenment? And when the two sides, the dialectic of the two (question and answer) if you will are fused into one, then perhaps the enlightenment rises to a higher level that can be spurred even higher with the entrance of new askers and askees. Perhaps it would be best to think of the fused dialectic with the following equation:
Ax = Asker
Ay = Askee
Ax1 = an indeterminate number of addtional askers
Ay1 = an indeterminate number of additional askees
Z = infinite number of potential questions and responses
X = fused dialectic of asking and answering
Q = the question
E = enlightenment
So perhaps we could do something like this
E = Q + X/[(Ax +Ay) x (Ax1 + Ay1)] raised to exponential level Z
Yes, I believe that should do it. I hope that this answers your question since I believe that it has certainly raised questions with me that I am not sure that I have the answers to, do you? Isn’t enlightenment fun? Would you like some more?
Hobbes:
How did you find that site on Etchart and more importantly how did you know that this was the BRAND of Torrontes I have in my possession but perhaps even more important, if I drank one bottle out of said case of 12 and there are only 8 bottles left, what do you know about where the other three went? Hmmmmm my little friend? I think that you have some explaining to do. I wonder if MFGR can find a Latin word for those with a sexual attraction to wine. Well MFGR? Do you? I demand answers! I await enlightenment.
“Oenophile” might possibly qualify, although that term is more often used to describe wine enthusiasts instead of those who are sexually aroused by wines. Paraphilia is the very general term for these sorts of fixations on objects or activities, but I have not yet found the correct term for those who either jam their gentalia into bottles or vice-versa. “Algolagnia” might cover a sexual arousal from pain resulting from such play with bottles.
The scientific term for sexual arousal stemming from the consumption of beer is “beer goggles”, although that does not necessarily involve being attracted to the beer but only the role of beer in increasing sexual arousal toward otherwise undesireable partners. Only a few studies so far have examined the link between “beer goggles” and “taking one for the team” (aka “jumping on the grenade”).
With regards to the disappearance of three bottles of Argentinian wine, “hybristophilia” would cover the arousal from committing crimes, in particular cruel or outrageous crimes.
This is only the typical German way of self-bashing we all do, Herr Fred Schmidt.
And thanks for this thread, now I understand why Thailand airport staff always treated me unfriendly when I changed my plane to Taipei there. I finally considered carrying a “I am married to Taiwan women and just changing plane to Taiwan” sign
OR alternatively Bob you could start bashing the Germans while talking about wine and then I would be inspired to jump in. Let’s me show you how.
German wine is substandard and cannot compare with other great wine-making countries like the United States and Australia, Chile and New Zealand, and this clearly shows that the country’s socialist and anti-American policies have failed. Ergo Schroeder and that little dipshit Joschka Fischer are to blame!!!
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