Good Morning Cyber-folks,
It is time for my annual Human Rights in Taiwan report.
Item One:
I (Brian) got reappointed to my august position on the Executive Yuan’s Committee on Human Rights (行政院人權保障推動小組) I would like to thank my parents, the Academy and the MOJ for this great, great honor. I got the nice little letter earlier this week.
Item Two:
None of Greaseball’s (excuse me, I mean the Honorable Chen Shuai-bian El Presidente del Taiwan) various human rights plans made any progress this year. There is not now, nor is there ever anticipated to be:
- A Basic Human Right Law
- A Human Right Commission
- Ratification of any international human right treaty
Item Three
Although I no longer bother to pay any attention to Taiwan’s NGO community, I would nonetheless assume that MOFA’s (Ministry of Foreign Affairs) plan to co-opt Taiwan’s NGO community into basically being an arm of MOFA, continues and is a success. The DPP has done an outstanding job of copying the “Evil KMT’s” approach of funding NGOs and then telling them to go out and spread the Good Word that “all is well in the ROC because of the enlightened government of the KMT/DPP”. The DPPs willingness to undermine Taiwan’s NGO community (which was never very strong anyway) for their own nitwit goals (i.e. Taiwan Independence) is a nice bit of evidence that the fucking DPP is the KMT without the brains or the money. Go Green!
Item Four
The use of the death penalty is back in vogue now that Greasball and his various stooges have gotten all the political mileage they can out of the End the Death Penalty Plan. As a former public defender I am happy to report that defendants facing the death penalty in Taiwan are afforded some of the worst criminal defense representation I have ever seen in my life. It must be nice going to the execution grounds knowing you were represented by an underpaid moron provided for you by the much heralded Taiwanese Legal Aid Society.
Item Five
As to the idea that there is lots of human trafficking in women and children in Taiwan, that is utter nonsense. The US State department was bullshitted into believing that by a couple of Taiwanese fake NGOs (i.e. NGOs that are actually tax dodges for some husband and wife teams who want to form a little NGO to launder money and beat the taxes.).
Item Six
Let me close on a positive note. Other than the death penalty, Taiwan, at least as far as I can see, has no super pressing human rights issues. Note, I said super pressing. I define super pressing (using the Old Skool Amnesty International definition) as being torture, extrajudicial killings, prisoners of conscious and the death penalty.
I am not saying Taiwan is some New Jerusalem of human rights; civil rights protections in Taiwan is horrible, especially for anyone who is not
Taiwanese
Male
With connections
And money
If you are not in that category (i.e. you are an aboriginal, a woman, a foreigner, a poor person, a person sans connections or just a regular Taiwanese Joe Six Pack with blue rubber sandals) you could easily be fucked over. Put simply the law, fairness, justice—do not mean a fucking thing in Taiwan.
Respectfully submitted,
Brian
The San Chung Human Rights Czar