Funny Incorrect English

After reading this thread ([url]Shocking Taiwanese T-shirts I was wondering what are some of the hilarious things you have heard co-workers, students, acquaintances, media personalities, or just general Taiwanese, say in English that weren’t meant how they came out?

A few months ago, one of my co-workers asked the students to “please give the English teachers the clap”.

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