Have You Ever

[Gain]

Saw this online and thought it might be fun.

Have You Ever:

Dined and dashed?

Paid for a meal using only coins?

Snuck into a movie without paying?

Received a speeding ticket?

Got a tattoo?

Picked up a hitchhiker?

Re-gifted something given to you?

Been in a physical altercation?

Performed on stage?

Stayed up for 48 hours straight?

Visited another country?

Been suspended from school?

Had a fake ID?

Cut your own hair?

Ridden a motorcycle?

Been on a blind date?

Been bitten by a snake?

Had a one night stand?

Been arrested?

Gone to the hospital for something embarrassing?

Been fired from a job?

Lied on a resume?

Shot a gun?

Seen a ghost?

Gone skinny dipping?

Kissed someone of the same gender?

Been to the drive-in?

Had sex in public?

Been kicked out of a bar?

Lied about your age?

Gone bungee jumping?

Almost died?

Had poison ivy?

Broken a bone?

Eaten a whole carton of ice cream in one sitting by yourself?

[olm]

That list misses a lot of sex related topics ^^

BTW, 20x yes for me

[Hanna]

Been in a physical altercation?
Been suspended from school?

I did this so many times over I spent more time in in-school-suspension than I did in class for like two months of my sophomore year in high school.

Never let a disgruntled student figure out that her scores on the state standardized tests and other academic achievements contribute to keeping your entire backwater school district afloat. She gets drunk on the power of knowing she can’t be expelled no matter who she fights or what she vandalizes.

[owleyes]

19 yeses for me

[slawa]

So opposite of this?

Never Have I Ever

Five for me… [image]

[Dr_Milker]

@owleyes

19 yeses for men

How about for women?

27 for me.

[owleyes]

Corrected

27 huh, you are showing your true self

[the_bear]

23

[Marco]

Wait…what? Getting higher marks gets MORE money for the schools?

[Hanna]

@Marco

Getting higher marks gets MORE money for the schools?

I don’t really understand how it worked, but apparently my scores and the competitions I won for the school were so important to whatever bureaucratic shit was going on that they called my mother to ensure that I’d be present for testing. She never should’ve made me privy to that bit of info, but she couldn’t have known it would prompt me to begin verbally abusing teachers and destroying school property.

I imagine I was not the only one they needed present, but as it was a small school full of dumb yokels, every high score counted for keeping the district relevant.

[Rocket]

Fuckin bungee jumping screws me out of a perfect score AGAIN…

[Dr_Milker]

@Rocket

Fuckin bungee jumping screws me out of a perfect score AGAIN…

I’m sure that one’s on your bucket list.

[Rocket]

@Dr_Milker

@Rocket

Fuckin bungee jumping screws me out of a perfect score AGAIN…

I’m sure that one’s on your bucket list.

There’s a bucket on my bucket list

[ma3xiu1]

24x yes for me…

[tando]

11

[Rocket]

@Hanna

@Marco

Getting higher marks gets MORE money for the schools?

I don’t really understand how it worked, but apparently my scores and the competitions I won for the school were so important to whatever bureaucratic shit was going on that they called my mother to ensure that I’d be present for testing. She never should’ve made me privy to that bit of info, but she couldn’t have known it would prompt me to begin verbally abusing teachers and destroying school property.

I imagine I was not the only one they needed present, but as it was a small school full of dumb yokels, every high score counted for keeping the district relevant.

I’m sure that just sitting there licking your butt while the School Psychologist interviewed you probably didn’t help…

[Dr_Milker]

@tando

11

Now I’m picturing @tando in a Catholic school uniform.

[Rocket]

@Dr_Milker

@tando

11

Now I’m picturing @tando in a Catholic school uniform.

@tando, you can call fuckin HR on his ass for that, you know

[Gain]

Dined and dashed? No.

Paid for a meal using only coins? Yes.

Snuck into a movie without paying? No.

Received a speeding ticket? I can’t drive so no.

Got a tattoo? No.

Picked up a hitchhiker? I can’t drive so no.

Re-gifted something given to you? Can’t recall but I don’t think so.

Been in a physical altercation? Probably when I was like 9.

Performed on stage? Yes but I’m gonna pretend that never happened.

Stayed up for 48 hours straight? No.

Visited another country? Yes. I’ve been to 20.

Been suspended from school? No.

Had a fake ID? No.

Cut your own hair? No.

Ridden a motorcycle? No.

Been on a blind date? No.

Been bitten by a snake? No.

Had a one night stand? I’ve had casual hookup but none of them lasted the whole night.

Been arrested? Actually yes, for a counterfeit bill. Nothing happened in the end though.

Gone to the hospital for something embarrassing? No.

Been fired from a job? Not technically.

Lied on a resume? Yes, a bit.

Shot a gun? Yes.

Seen a ghost? I don’t think so.

Gone skinny dipping? Don’t remember.

Kissed someone of the same gender? Duh.

Been to the drive-in? No

Had sex in public? Fuck no.

Been kicked out of a bar? No.

Lied about your age? No.

Gone bungee jumping? No.

Almost died? No.

Had poison ivy? No.

Broken a bone? No.

Eaten a whole carton of ice cream in one sitting by yourself? Yes.

You are supposed to do it this way.

[Hanna]

@Rocket

I’m sure that just sitting there licking your butt while the School Psychologist interviewed you probably didn’t help…

Lying to her about having suicidal ideations didn’t help, either. But it kept me out of class for a few days.