Hey AC,
What’s the SO’s policy on blowjobs?
[quote=“tommy525”]
iv always told my GF the beauty in QUIET ENJOYMENT of sex (ie, no shouting or screaming) [/quote]
That sounds horribly boring.
[quote=“SuchAFob”][quote=“tommy525”]
iv always told my GF the beauty in QUIET ENJOYMENT of sex (ie, no shouting or screaming) [/quote]
That sounds horribly boring.[/quote]
theres a lot of beauty in it, especially if you have to get ur quickies in the MTVs , you can only turn up the sound so loud?
[quote=“smell the glove”]Hey AC,
What’s the SO’s policy on blowjobs?[/quote]
She felt Clinton had sex.
Uhm there are video camera in the KTV rooms to make sure no one damages the room and to bring in food at just the right time.
She hasn’t brought up the nanny cam anymore, so I think it okay now.
[quote=“ac_dropout”][quote=“smell the glove”]Hey AC,
What’s the SO’s policy on blowjobs?[/quote]
She felt Clinton had sex.
Uhm there are video camera in the KTV rooms to make sure no one damages the room and to bring in food at just the right time.
She hasn’t brought up the nanny cam anymore, so I think it okay now.[/quote]
the MTV that i went to on chongshiao e. rd. was super nice. thousands of films to rent, private rooms where you can turn down the light, turn up the tv and have a go. They even warn you by telephone if the police are coming up the elevators for a raid (banging not allowed officially in MTVs). im pretty sure there were no vid cams??? but if there were?? IM A STAR !!
AND IF you had to escape from that S.O. you could use the fire escape in the rooms with windows? you strap it on, and it lowers you from the tenth floor to the ground floor (hopefully).
i didnt have to do that cuz i WAS with my (then) S.O.
You know, you might be better off getting the nanny cam so you know what it looks like. She might just get one that you don’t know what looks like now that you have told her about them.
What the hell were you thinking?
Now you have me worried. What if the sister’s brings her own nanny cam to the house and disguises it as a gift to us. :eh:
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rule of married/committed life: lie to smooth things over. You could have told your wife that you had the conversation with the sister, when you really hadn’t.
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be generous: offer to put them up in a hotel as some kind of gift deal so they won’t feel like poor losers.
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the whole nanny cam thing is f-ed up.
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why don’t you want people on forumosa to know if you are married or not?
Okay I can’t be bothered to read this thread but are there pictures of this sister anywhere?
BTW, I would love to have to tell my SO’s sister not to be shagging in the bedroom. (If my SO had a sister, and she was fit, of course). What an opportunity you are missing there ac. You get right out of Creepy Git jail because your missus (I can’t believe this!) has told YOU to tell her sister not to be nobbing her boyfriend in your house. I assume you will be offering your services to the sister in case she gets lonely!
Heh heh. Pictures?
yuck
Yuck? Maybe you’re doing it all wrong.
I once worked with a Polish anaesthetist who had trained as a doctor in Russia. On some far flung obligatory stint she worked in the fertility unit, as we’d call it. Anyway, a married couple presented with three years of unconstrained marriage union but no kiddies. All tests were fine. So how come no kids? Well, it turned out he’d been doing her up the batty the whole time. She’d lost her hymen on the proverbial horse, but naught else had ever ventured there except the investigatory probing. A hasty anatomy lesson and a few practices later and a sprog was on the way. Personally, I don’t think that was a good outcome.
HG
That’s the kind of story you’ll only read on Forumosa… 
hi folks,
if i read this story i would also believe its a trap from your SO. i had a similar experience, is quied few years ago when i was together with my chinese gf from harbin. one day she brough back her friend from china to our home for few days. this girls was very young, attractive and sexy, at the weekend we cook together had some wine and a lot of fun. after a while they start to touch each other kiss, made dirty jokes and act like crazy. she ask me for a 3some. i couldn’t resist, too hot those babes. which men would deny?? hahahaha… we playd 2-3 hours in which my gf was kind of passive she observed me and her very intensive. we slept in the living room and next morning we had breakfast together and after her friend went back home, my life become a hell.
my ex-gf start to blame me, that she just testing me and all men are the same, animals not trustful and so on… this was a lesson for my whole life, i learned to read women better for such games. specially chinese and taiwanese girls are tricky…
just my 5 cents…
ma
So his GF’s sister and her BF are planning a surprise 4-some???
Incest is just icky.
It’s the game a whole family can play!
It’s the game a whole family can play![/quote]
If you can’t keep it in your pants, keep it “in” the family!
is a sister-sister-guy threesome classifiable as ‘incest’? there is no risk of either girl becoming pregnant by her sister.
i would not call it incest. fun, but not incest.
I agree with bababa that SHE should be the one telling her own sister about this this rule. After all, it’s your SO’s rule and your SO’s sister.[/quote]
Me three. What a load of bollox. Tell your SO to tell her OWN sister.[/quote]
No. Tell your SO to have her OWN sister have a menage-a-trois with you and your SO to be recorded by teddy cam. and shared on forumosa. Post-haste.[/quote]
excellent - maybe we can live web cam to add anticipation of the no-nokkie rule being broken, or pay per view pornosa… the new “sister of forumosa” =)
Like when I tiff her sister this weekend, I just lie about it to smooth thing over…
I’d be generous enough to pay for the motel room when I tiff her sister…
Not f-ed up as tiffing her sister in the motel room this weekend, then having to lie to both my SO and the sister’s boyfriend for the remainder of their stay.
I don’t want people to judge me…
My SO and her sister bear a striking resemblance to one another. Now if I’m tiffing my SO and thinking about her sister, does that constitute cheating?
I’m sorry if my posting is somewhat erratic at this point. But at 4am I went to the kitchen for some water and bumped into the sister. She couldn’t sleep. To make a long story short, I think she was trying to confess her love to me. Rambling on about lost opportunities and what not.
Part of me says tiff her and put her out of her misery. The other part of me says now that you know it is possible, what’s the point, the chase is over.
Well the good news is that there is only 2 days left, then they leave, and I can go back to the normal routine insanity I usually deal with.