I see they stole the K-Man’s pun, but this delivery was not on par.
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“I’m an American citizen - Trump, please save me.”
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “playing your trump card”.
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One thing ( that I may be not understanding correctly ) , was the 30 second delay between them jumping . Was that correct ?
Yes. He tried to kill her and then decided to try to kill himself too.
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Not a completely implausible strategy, of course …
Caesar: (fiddles, eats grapes): Sorry, what was that again?
Put not your trust in princes!
Maybe you are thinking of Nero ? .
WTF???
Acts 25:1-12
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I think it has something to do with pizza.
Look at buddy bringin a gerbil to the dogfights 
No reason not to escalate when you’re facing death. Sun Tzu says: on death ground, fight like a madman. Lemony Snicket yells “fire!”* Paul appeals to Caesar. Doug Flutie makes the forward pass. Milton burns the place down.
Now, trying to reason with your sworn enemies… that would be stupid.
- Anyone up for a free speech debate about that?
OTOH, sometimes shit just needs to be talked through and you can bro-hug it out. 
When adding extra cheese topping to a Pizza, always make sure that you don’t drop the sachet of silica Gel on the Pizza and place in the oven. 
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So…did it improve the flavor?
It was a bit smokey 
There are drawbacks to living alone. Not many but …
Stop it…you’re making me hungry!
No, not exciting I am afraid. 
Tried to do a few beanspouts the other day …no idea what I’m doing
Where’s the tomato sauce? And are those…peas?!? And the second photo almost looks bad enough to be…gasp…British food! 
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