If you could be a tree, any tree, what kind would you be? and why?


#1061

:left_speech_bubble: One needs something to believe in, something for which one can have whole-hearted enthusiasm. One needs to feel that ones life has meaning, that one is needed in this world. — Hannah Senesh


#1062

Taiwania cryptomerioides @discobot fortune


#1063

:crystal_ball: Most likely


#1064

Today I am a cottonwood Fer shur


#1065

I’m a dogwood, which explains my fatigue.


#1066

Shouldn’t a cottonwood have a Southern accent?


#1067

That simply does not make sense. It is not, after all, a dog tired tree, though I have no idea why dogs are supposed to be tired though you might have better luck claiming to be a dogwood tree if you were dogging, as in following, someone, no


#1068

Fer shur can be an Ozark comment with an Ozark accent so what, on earth, are you talking about… one wonders… though if I keep trying to figure it out, I may cotton on to something… see how I did that… see how I made that work… SEE!


#1069

If you cannot see the causal and casual relationships between dogs and trees…well…


#1070

Oh I can see all right and alright but what I cannot see is a causal relationship nor discussing this informally among friends a casual one. Aha!!! See!!! What I have done there!!! Now go and sin no more against the English or any other language!!! And bonus points for religious references!!! See!!! See!!!


#1071

I had no idea you were a Druid. Hrm, yet maybe you’re only religious in the Aceraceae sense in that yer Boy was put up on a tree? How’s THAT for a casual if not not unfriendly relationship?


#1072

Well, that could be the case but it also might not be. Given the conditions and the previous parameters of this discussion, one has to wonder/debate/question whether, yes, whether, the correct assessment is being made/entertained/supported in light of the views that were previously stated, correct? If not, then please clarify.


#1073

Today, I am a fig tree with lots of fig leaves to cover those who don’t give a fig about my tree-like aspirations/manifestations/psychic representations. What do you think of that? @discobot fortune


#1074

:crystal_ball: Yes


#1075

No. It was not a yes/no question. What do you think? @discobot fortune


#1076

:crystal_ball: It is decidedly so


#1077

That’s more like it. Sing it with me “Amen.” @discobot quote


#1078

:left_speech_bubble: Many people have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification, but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. — Helen Keller


#1079

That is so true. That is EXACTLY how I feel about this thread and the importance of sharing with the world my flora manifestations and psychic barking.


#1080

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