If you could be a tree, any tree, what kind would you be? and why?


#1141

Have you been smoking those trees again?


#1142

It’s called the Pan-Tree.


#1143

Whoa, that just caused a heavy flashback!


#1144

Er, not this one?


#1145

I am feeling perplexed hence as you guessed it… perplexitree. er… no… but maybe… yes? I believe that the intersectionality of my struggle is evident and therefore justifies my narrative based on my Feelings.


#1146

Are you a k-tree or a fraud tree ?


#1147

I am not sure as to what you are referring… Are you suggesting that My Feelings are in any way fraudulent? I am outraged OUTRAGED. My feelings rather FEELINGS are sacrosanct and no matter what I FEEL I deserve to be heard, respected, obeyed and acknowledged.


#1148

I apologize , I meant Dr. Fraud . :blush:one can only surmise that you have been watching the trees growing for the last few months .


#1149

How dare you suggest that my feelings are a fraud. They are real to me whether based on fact, true or false, reasonable or not. I demand to be respected and acknowledged! How dare you question anything about me or my feelings. What are you some kind of serial abuser? rapist? criminal? nazi? fascist? denier?


#1150

But if I accused you, I based it purely upon my hazy recollection of a vitriolic post that you made 7 years ago. So you MUST be guilty unless you can prove that you did not write THAT post .


#1151

But I accused you first so therefore you have to prove what I said FIRST. This is called the preferential pre-emptive accusatory strategy. See Section A, clause C, paragraph 1, line 3a.215.


#1152

Wait …NO. I also have EVIDENCE that you may have thrown a sharp leaf at an innocent person in a Bar. I even have people whom I trust, who say that you chopped a perfectly healthy Tree down and showed absolutely NO remorse whatsoever. Proof that you MUST be a deplorable person. This CLIMATE change can be PROVEN I tell you.


#1153

Excuse me but what is the total number of “privilege and power points” that you possess? If you have more than I, then no matter what I WIN!


#1154

Damn…you Judas. As a White Male , I will have to defer to your Intersectional superiority .


#1155

Now we are talking. I will get back to you next week with an ever-increasing list of crimes that you have committed against my feelings, sensibilities. Naturally, I retain the right to change my mind about any and all such charges based on my feelings at the time.