What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi dooooooooooo!
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That really made me LOL!
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My friend suggested we go to a costume party dressed as a pheasant and a grouse.
Well, I’m game if he is!
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I’m writing a book about typhoons and tornados…
It’s only a draft at the moment.
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I read somewhere in the internet that 10 million people don’t know math.
I also don’t know, so now there are 11 million.
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SIGN AT AN OPTOMETRIST’S OFFICE:
If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.
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A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night…
Oof!!
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– What are your plans for today?
– We are going to buy new glasses.
– And after that?
– Then, we will see…
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SIGN ON A PLUMBER’S TRUCK:
We repair what your husband fixed.
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I know it’s a long shot, but does anyone have a trebuchet I can borrow?
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SIGN AT A CAR DEALERSHIP:
The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
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because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
mic drop /thread
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why did the nurse bring a red pen to work?
in case she had to draw blood.
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SIGN IN A VETERINARIAN’S WAITING ROOM:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit… Stay…
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Met a girl at a bar last night who said she’d show me a good time…
When we got outside, she ran 100m in 9.72 seconds!
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love me a good pun.
actually i recently entered ten puns into a blog/competition hoping one of them would win
unfortunately no pun in ten did
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Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too.
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I asked my GF if I am the only one she has ever been with.
She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.
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