You dated Mary??!
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I know, and agree.
But those guys would not say what the guy said about butt sex to an attractive woman and expect results.
Lol break her in
Personally I wouldn’t hold that as the gold standard for openers
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What you too ?
not in my experience. Teens are very smart at avoiding the eye of authority.
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This is very true, someone has to start talking (most of the time though with line…).
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Stereotyping here. Cuter girls that doesn’t do make-up (like naturally cute), usually more experienced than beautiful girls that dress to kill.
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If you an ugly slug, even glancing could be considered harassment.
(Speaking for a friend)
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That’s not a good way to show confidence or be clear about your intentions. That’s a way of hiding behind the phone
I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away
Someone, eh. Most of the time, though, it’s the guy.
I applaud DS’s old fashioned values.
Sticking to them however may require some stoicism. 
Guy
I pretty much knew and liked all those folks. Glory days,
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Foreplay, including generous amounts of oral sex, is very important. If she seems reluctant, go into the bathroom and pretend to wash it first.
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Fucking golden!
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Especially if it’s only pretended to be washed.
Guy
Oh, you nasty. Didn’t know you had it in ya.
We all have our limits. For me, it was “pretended to be washed.” 
Guy
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Sometimes they want more than hanging out and sometimes I find I want more than hanging out.
If perspectives don’t match either
- Hit in the head with a club and drag back to the cave.
- Throw to the scavengers outside the cave.
- Note: these are only suggestions for when perspectives don’t match.