Man I need a gf

DrewC · December 5, 2018, 2:56am

Boy, your glass house sure has a lot of rocks.

Dr_Milker · December 5, 2018, 2:58am

@BiggusDickus doesn’t have any hair. Why must you sprinkle salt on his wound like that?

Dr_Milker · December 5, 2018, 3:00am

You’re like those mean girls in junior high. You need to grow the fuck up.

brasd · December 5, 2018, 3:18am

Nah it is not , most of us are just trying to help the guy get himself a GF. Not everyone is good at everything , perhaps he could beat you at chess and super mario?

owleyes · December 5, 2018, 1:09pm

… and you guys can’t even find a girl… hahahahahahaha

https://youtu.be/M5J98CRbKE0

finley · December 5, 2018, 1:19pm

I like the way he says ‘lovers’. I reckon Tommy525 gave him tuition on getting just the right level of lechery into his enunciation.

Dr_Milker · December 5, 2018, 1:31pm

That guy’s cave looks kind of like my old rooftop apartment…except for the dream catcher.

Rocket · December 5, 2018, 1:33pm

I saw this guy on TV.
He’s definitely loading the sleaze, but he’s got a long ways to go before he hits @tommy525 level skeeve.

And he’s driving an Enfield, the coolness of which mitigates a lot.

owleyes · December 5, 2018, 3:39pm

Lovers, man. That must be all they do inside the comforts of that cave.

Were you seeing 20 girls/year too? Lovers…

I think all these women just want to try something different. Stay in a cave for 5 days smoking some and having some weird sex with some guy they think is out of the norm cool, all while having some fresh coconuts and fish.

But I couldn’t contain myself when I saw this video and remembered this thread. This guy should set up a seminar for the laowais here. He has a formula to approach and have girls excited to go into his cave. There is hope for you, OP.

Dr_Milker · December 5, 2018, 3:54pm

I never kiss and tell…

tommy525 · December 5, 2018, 4:14pm

Aww I get too much credit around here. I’m just Joe Schmo not some master pick up artist

But one thing is real …you have to approach the girl and strike up a conversation

The other way very rarely happens , it can but it’s very rare .

Dr_Milker · December 5, 2018, 4:17pm

I beg to differ. You’ve got a hot young wife and a big furry pussy.

BiggusDickus · December 5, 2018, 4:18pm

I’m not sure if that’s the case, but I love you anyway.

tommy525 · December 5, 2018, 4:24pm

Thanks guys , having a big Pussy is often a good thing for girls.

Uhm let me rephrase that , having a big pussy cat is often a good thing for attracting girls . What were you thinking ?

Dr_Milker · December 5, 2018, 4:26pm

No, what were you thinking?

tommy525 · December 5, 2018, 4:30pm

Ha at least I KNOW what I was thinking .

Uncreativeusername · December 7, 2018, 5:18pm

This thread should go in temp…
I’m a loser in the sense that I’m not very social. But that’s cos I have crippling social anxiety or something and don’t know how to socialise.
At least I’m not socially caustic or something
And no I wasn’t asking about taipei brothels idk why you would think that
I have to admit I’m interested in one of my co workers but buggered if I know what to do. I bet she has a secret boyfriend

Hanna · December 7, 2018, 5:22pm

Ask her if she wants to get lunch together

Dr_Milker · December 7, 2018, 5:23pm

Sometimes you just have to jump in the deep end. That secret boyfriend could be you.

CTaitung · December 7, 2018, 5:24pm

Please never admit that you do not know how to ask someone out for coffee. Make it funny, by saying “my treat at the 7-Eleven”.