Questions you've wanted to ask the chief

the_chief · August 22, 2008, 8:02am

[quote=“irishstu”][quote=“the chief”][quote=“tash”]Ooooh, Hellboy! :lovestruck:
When is he coming to a theater near ME is what I want to know, mr. the chief?[/quote]

I’m not sure, sweetie, but as of yesterday there’s a great big fuckoff huge plakata in the MRT…check out Liz’ sexy new lettuce:
[/quote]

That could easily be a pic of Tash and the chief.[/quote]

With the heights reversed, maybe…

sandman · August 22, 2008, 8:08am

God almighty! Who the hell is that? She’s absolutely gorgeous. I have a stiffoid.

the_chief · August 22, 2008, 8:17am

Mrs. Ahmet Zappa.
No kidding.

tash · August 22, 2008, 8:26am

[quote=“the chief”]
With the heights reversed, maybe…[/quote]
Ha, ha! Yep, I thought that too.

And, I’m the one with a tan.

Really, she married a Zappa?

the_chief · August 22, 2008, 8:35am

[quote=“tash”][quote=“the chief”]
With the heights reversed, maybe…[/quote]
Ha, ha! Yep, I thought that too.

And, I’m the one with a tan.

Really, she married a Zappa?[/quote]

Oops, looks like they split up in 2006.
Fuck if I don’t know, like, fuckin EVERYTHING, or what, yeah?

Big_Fluffy_Matthew · August 22, 2008, 9:39am

Can I get a pizza?

the_chief · August 22, 2008, 9:40am

Define get.

irishstu · August 22, 2008, 9:58am

With the heights reversed, maybe…[/quote]

Well, it would be a pic of her carrying you out of the bar (as usual).

Dr_McCoy · August 22, 2008, 10:39am

With the heights reversed, maybe…[/quote]

Well, it would be a pic of her carrying you out of the bar (as usual).[/quote]
Drink enough of that Cuban stuff and you’ll turn red too.

Big_Fluffy_Matthew · August 22, 2008, 10:46am

Define get.[/quote]You know… have, do, on the table.

Big_Fluffy_Matthew · August 22, 2008, 10:46am

Define get.[/quote]You know… have, do, get cheesy fingers, on the table.[/quote]

Bubba_2_Guns · August 22, 2008, 6:49pm

El Jefe,

My therapist in anger management group told me that I should buy myself “A self-encouraging achievement present”

for reaching my 30 day mark without losing my temper.

Which should I go for; spear-gun or crossbow?

What’s it feel like wearing a full length rubber caste of your own body?

Can you recommend a good towing service in the greater Los Angeles area?

In their prime, who would win in a fight Steve McQueen or Eviel Knieval?

Is it possible to roll a cigarette using only your tongue?

Would it be self-delusional of me to strive to be the greatest over 35 boogie boarder in Taiwan?

Who would you like to be with/ and where would you like to be during a zombie holocaust?

I’ll think of some more questions later. But get back to me on these ASAP.

tash · August 22, 2008, 8:22pm

You strike me as a “praćka” kind of guy.

Big_Fluffy_Matthew · August 23, 2008, 4:37am

Dear Aunty Chief,

Are you ticklish?

Big_Fluffy_Matthew · August 24, 2008, 2:44pm

How the fup does he get his fupping jacket on when the fupping sleeve is fupping smaller than his fupping hand? What the fup is up with that?

the_chief · August 25, 2008, 2:14am

OK, I spent the entire weekend at the National Library, getting the necessary information to answer this last slew of questions.
Here goes

[quote=“Bubba 2 Guns”]
Which should I go for; spear-gun or crossbow? [/quote]

Screw it, why fuck around, I’d go with this bad boy…your problems go in, but they don’t come out:

Caste? What, you mean like in India? How the fuck would I know, you see a dot on my fucking forehead?

I’ll tell you this, manolo, if you’re in or near Fullerton CA, for value and full quality service you can’t put a dollar figure on, go with
Rodriguez Bros. Salvage and Rebuild
“You blow 'em, we tow 'em”
¡Hablamos español!

McQueen, no doubt. Unless Kneivel was drunk.

I doubt it. My Grampa, however, when I was a kid, used to roll smokes with one hand while piloting his big rig up his regular run on the twisty 761/598 to Rocky Mountain House…

No more self-delusional than you striving to have a relationship with an actual female.

I reckon it’s gotta be you, me, Tash, Irish Stu, and Retired Navy Seal Douglas MacArthur Shaftoe. Your place. No corners, one entry, practically no windows, you could hold off a division without wasting any ammo.

Next!

the_chief · August 25, 2008, 2:24am

Finally, you ask a question that isn’t too stupid to answer.
Except, like, what the fuck is a fup?
If you really want to know, take a closer look, you’ll see there are 2 big straps and buckles on that sleeve, so it can fit over The Right Hand of Doom.

irishstu · August 25, 2008, 2:30am

[quote=“the chief”]I reckon it’s gotta be you, me, Tash, Irish Stu, and Retired Navy Seal Douglas MacArthur Shaftoe. Your place. No corners, one entry, practically no windows, you could hold off a division without wasting any ammo.

Next![/quote]

Yeah. I could fix all the stuff that Bubba 2 Guns breaks (and make potato-based meals).

irishstu · August 25, 2008, 2:33am

Finally, you ask a question that isn’t too stupid to answer.
Except, like, what the fuck is a fup?
If you really want to know, take a closer look, you’ll see there are 2 big straps and buckles on that sleeve, so it can fit over The Right Hand of Doom.[/quote]

Where can EYE get a Right Hand of Doom?

the_chief · August 25, 2008, 2:36am

[quote=“irishstu”][quote=“the chief”]I reckon it’s gotta be you, me, Tash, Irish Stu, and Retired Navy Seal Douglas MacArthur Shaftoe. Your place. No corners, one entry, practically no windows, you could hold off a division without wasting any ammo.

Next![/quote]

Yeah. I could fix all the stuff that Bubba 2 Guns breaks (and make potato-based meals).[/quote]

Yeah, you could totally be the gun-making tecchie dude who has the genius inspiration near the end about how to beat the zombies…

“That’s…crazy!”
“Yeah, crazy…just about crazy enough…to work!!!”