Spanish Vlogger explains why Foreigners like ugly Taiwanese girls

discobot · March 25, 2018, 3:48am

My sources say no

tempogain · March 25, 2018, 3:51am

What can you expect from a robot. Bumbling bucket of bolts

Icon · March 25, 2018, 4:02am

Paraphrasing one of Auntie Peng’s favorite quotes:

If you love the girl, she can be ugly as hell, you don’t care. If you do not love her, then if her toe deviates a millimeter, the relationship is doomed.

Icon · March 25, 2018, 4:07am

Allegedly, we are tuned to symmetric faces due to evolutionary factors. They supposedly reveal a reproductive partner with a flawless genetic makeup.

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yyy · March 25, 2018, 4:10am

Have you gone mad, man?

@discobot quote

discobot · March 25, 2018, 4:10am

Learn wisdom from the ways of a seedling. A seedling which is never hardened off through stressful situations will never become a strong productive plant. — Stephen Sigmund

tempogain · March 25, 2018, 4:11am

Discobot likes looking at the plants

yyy · March 25, 2018, 4:12am

I interpret it as a suggestion to get a pedicure.

IbisWtf · March 25, 2018, 4:15am

eHG2nPD

Icon · March 25, 2018, 4:19am

As in no genetic damage. Interestingly, this pattern is attributed to none other than Da Vinci, who we would know that was constrained by the technology of his time.

Dr_Milker · March 25, 2018, 4:36am

I’m beginning to think you’re not the real Jesus…

tando · March 25, 2018, 4:46am

what is the real Jesus?

Dr_Milker · March 25, 2018, 4:48am

SuiGeneris · March 25, 2018, 4:55am

Yup I am aware. That is one reason why I am not in a Western country and why I married an Asian woman. I never said those things are exclusive to Taiwanese.

Sure they are. Among the average Taiwanese, it is very common. If you are hanging around the 1% then your sample is not diverse enough.

Can’t help but notice, especially during the hotter months when everyone is wearing sandals and open toe shoes.

Exactly. It is not all about looks. Looks last maybe 10 years if you are lucky. The vast majority of humans let themselves go after a certain age. We all get older, fact of life. Getting older means our looks change. Enjoy the decade of being hot and with a hottie and then after that accept that life has another look in store for you. Base a relationship not on looks but on personality. Good looks is just icing on the cake.

Brianjones · March 25, 2018, 5:06am

This thread is cankles man.
Pure cankles.

SuiGeneris · March 25, 2018, 5:20am

cankles

And for those that don’t understand the angled toe problem (for all women, because of the torture of wearing pointed shoes)…

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And the bad tooth thing:

tando · March 25, 2018, 5:23am

Our Jesus can be one of other real Jesuses.

yyy · March 25, 2018, 5:37am

I don’t know why, but this never gets old.

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Oh, wait – immortality, that’s why!

BiggusDickus · March 25, 2018, 5:43am

They missed out “and so’s my wife”. A schoolboy error only an atheist could achieve.

DrewC · March 25, 2018, 5:52am

Hey Jesus, can I do your catering?