Streetfighting

[FenjaJie]

@Lorenzo

as they are going to sue the shit out of you

I’d simply demand trial by combat and beat them up a second time.

[Marco]

@FenjaJie

@Lorenzo

as they are going to sue the shit out of you

I’d simply demand trial by combat and beat them up a second time.

Can’t we just go to the sports centre and box instead?

[Deca]

Wondering how things are going with the COVID outbreak in Taiwan.

Sees thread titled “streetfighting”.

Oh.

[TaipAmy]

Toilet paper troubles…

[ChewDawg]

The only fights I have been in were sports related—fights over street hockey or cricket. Getting lawyers involved then would have been “pussification”

[jimipresley]

@ChewDawg

The only fights I have been in were sports related—fights over street hockey or cricket. Getting lawyers involved then would have been “pussification”

Right. You start a fight in Taiwan, you go crying to the courts like a little bitch when your ass gets handed to you.

[BiggusDickus]

@Deca

Wondering how things are going with the COVID outbreak in Taiwan.

Sees thread titled “streetfighting”.

Oh.

Streetfighting either has to be online, or all participants must wear masks and be tested before and after. This applies for the next fourteen days.

[BiggusDickus]

@ChewDawg

The only fights I have been in were sports related—fights over street hockey or cricket. Getting lawyers involved then would have been “pussification”

You got into a fight over cricket?

[jimipresley]

@BiggusDickus

You got into a fight over cricket?

Once, when I was umpiring, I gave a bloke out LBW,
He came charging up the pitch, infuriated, waving his bat at me.
I said: “You’re out. Now fuck off”
He said: “If you say so, Sir”.
And he fucked off.
That’s how gentlemen deal with disagreements.

[ChewDawg]

Yip, in the playground, during private schooling in Australia during the Sir Joh era. Bowled a classmate out LBW, he disagreed, and we got into a scrap before playground supervisors intervened.

Got sent to the office and would have got the cane if my uber-liberal parents had not intervened, who viewed the educational system as prehistoric in Queensland.

[BiggusDickus]

Was it Lillee and Gavaskar who did the aluminium bat fight? I’ll need to run a search but I’m a bit busy.

EDIT: I’ve found time to check and I’m mixing up my cricket controversies. Bodyline almost resulted in war.

[bdog]

I typically start off with several hadoukens. Then when my attacker approaches I’ll defend with a dragon punch, then follow through with a cyclone kick light crouch kick combo.

[FatKaz]

The only time I’ve ever nearly gotten into a street fight (in any country) was when a dumb foreign fuck outside Revolver tried to beat me up because he thought I was poaching the girl he was trying to hit on when she was actually my friend who was scared of him. Never had a Taiwanese person try to fight me.

[keoni]

@BiggusDickus

Streetfighting either has to be online, or all participants must wear masks and be tested before and after. This applies for the next fourteen days.

Don’t forget that participants must maintain 1.5 m social distance and no physical contact is allowed.

[Gain]

How old are you all? 14?

[Explant]

@jimipresley

This is shit that’s going to happen to you sometime in your life. It’s as inevitable as taxes and death. And you’re reduced to a basic choice: you either get the shit kicked out of you or you kick the shit out of somebody else.
Personally, I prefer not to end up in ER.

If you absolutely HAVE to be in a fight, get it over with as soon as possible.

They’re initiating it, so they assume they have the advantage. Give them ample chance to walk away. If they don’t, they assume they have the upper hand, psychologically.

That’s when you bang them in the face. Make them bleed. Profusely. If a fight is inevitable, always strike the first blow. They don’t expect that. It comes as a bit of a surprise to them that there’s blood everywhere and it isn’t yours. Aim for the nose and mouth and don’t hold back. Hit as hard as you fucking can.
Get in close. Especially with blokes bigger than you. They don’t expect that. It confuses them. Don’t give them space to strike you. Bite off their nose or an ear. That freaks them the fuck out. And just headbutt, headbutt, headbutt. Use your knees and kick the crap out of their ankles.
It doesn’t matter if they have a PHD in karate or Kung Fu. They’re going down.

This approach works fine for on-one and even for three if you get the leader first.

Otherwise, go down to the Seven and buy them all a beer.

I am curious how this tread even started. Was it a famously confusing mod split? Or just feeling frisky today? A wank and a shot might straighten that right out

[TT]

Since it was a 4am post, i assumed booze was involved

[jimipresley]

@Explant

I am curious how this tread even started.

I’m writing an autobiography before I die. Just throwing random shit out there for critique.
It’s better than getting a tattoo on my face,

[Explant]

@jimipresley

@Explant

I am curious how this tread even started.

I’m writing an autobiography before I die. Just throwing random shit out there for critique.
It’s better than getting a tattoo on my face,

Fair enough. Let er rip

[bdog]

Before clicking in, I thought this thread was about starting up some sort of Fight Club in Taiwan. Participants wearing masks at all times would go without saying.