Just last week my friend paid the phone bill, bought mints and a bottle of wine, bought condoms (that did not work), used a pregnancy test, printed photos, obtained a marriage license, made copies, bought and lit off fireworks, bought disgusting pineapple cakes for the in-laws, saw a magistrate in the bathroom, gave birth, denied it was mine (I mean theirs), saw a judge, paid the fine, ratified the contract, annulled the contract, grabbed a can of coke (with a straw mind you), gawked at the nearly naked girl on the cover of Next Magazine sitting next to the cash register (while muttering to myself about the sad state of Taiwan media)…
chatted with taxi driver in the window, ate a hotdog, used the toilet (number 1 and 2), mixed some salad, watched a girl heat up sake in the microwave (that turned out amazingly great at the hot spring later), flirted with semi-hot girl at the register while semi-ignoring her gay co-employee because they are cool too, spit in the pots holding stinky green eggs but bought one anyway and harassed my friends who didn’t buy one…
threw my outside trash into the little window below the food table, bought a map in Chinese which I can’t really read but still used to help navigate home, pretending I was riding one of the big motorcycles outside to try and impress the beetlenut chewing shoeless old chinese man next to me, petted a stray dog on a stroll through the store…
watched lesbian-curious schoolgirls staring into each other’s eyes in front of the Doves dark chocolate candy bar rack, banged my head on the slow door, picked up some seaweed Doritos because for some reason they seem tasty, paid my car insurance, stood in a long line because 7/11 was the only shop in the local area to buy anything worth eating or drinking, drank cheap beer because my English teacher and foreigner Chinese language student friends didn’t want to spend money in the bar down the street…
bought a banana in a plastic bag even though there is a huge fruit stand across the street, pulled some cash from the ATM even though I didn’t need it at the moment, picked up some tissue to use for toilet paper at the dirty disgusting toilet next door, had some of the best freshly made coffee available, sadly wondered how 7/11 can be everywhere in Taiwan putting so many mom and pop stores that can take that local money and inject it back into the local economy…out of business, and all this with only a yoyo card.
But I digress…