The K-man's finest hour(s)


#202

Yeah, I can sympathize. I myself have a condition causing me to involuntarily punch Yankees fans in the face.


#203

I doubt all in the vicinity can be included, I would presume there needs to be sufficient specificity at whom the insult was directed.


#204

Here it says he’s American (and that the force is strong with him):


If you could be a tree, any tree, what kind would you be? and why?
#205

Nah, I allready sold my soul


#206

Don’t forget, T.I.T.!


#207

Holy crap, that’s sooo embarrassing…
Hard to tell who comes off as more of a wienie, Obi-wan Goofpants or the “writer”.

This:

…he pretty much has to accept that the country has just three kinds of jobs — teacher, journalist or businessperson

was particularly kookoo bananas.


#208

He’s basically pursued a career as a professional laowai. Not that there’s anything wrong with that per se, but the article reads like it was put out by a frat house PR department.


#209

Listen, I really don’t have any beef with public fellatio, it’s just kind of unpleasant when it’s performed with so little skill.


#210

Yes. Instead of a happy ending, it left a bitter taste in my mouth.


#211

He thought you said you wanted the crappy ending…


#212

This actually helps explain a couple of things


#213

Yes. Those who can’t do, teach. And those who can’t teach become “journalists.”


#214

A good copy editor would have used the scare quotes in the original article…


#215

I’m pretty sure they don’t have any of those…editors, that is.


#216

Are there really no other jobs here than those three? I think I may have been doing it all wrong for the last 20 years.


#217

IKR?

Am I going to have to give back all the money I’ve been paid all these years??
Holy moley!


#218

And the red stapler?


#219

Sounds like wonderful neighbours to me.


#220

Don’t worry. They wouldn’t dare say any of that stuff to your face…unless they were shitfaced.


#221

I haven’t tried that posture but I’m open to new things.