Yeah, I can sympathize. I myself have a condition causing me to involuntarily punch Yankees fans in the face.
I doubt all in the vicinity can be included, I would presume there needs to be sufficient specificity at whom the insult was directed.
Here it says he’s American (and that the force is strong with him):
If you could be a tree, any tree, what kind would you be? and why?
Nah, I allready sold my soul
Don’t forget, T.I.T.!
Holy crap, that’s sooo embarrassing…
Hard to tell who comes off as more of a wienie, Obi-wan Goofpants or the “writer”.
…he pretty much has to accept that the country has just three kinds of jobs — teacher, journalist or businessperson
was particularly kookoo bananas.
He’s basically pursued a career as a professional laowai. Not that there’s anything wrong with that per se, but the article reads like it was put out by a frat house PR department.
Listen, I really don’t have any beef with public fellatio, it’s just kind of unpleasant when it’s performed with so little skill.
Yes. Instead of a happy ending, it left a bitter taste in my mouth.
He thought you said you wanted the crappy ending…
This actually helps explain a couple of things
Yes. Those who can’t do, teach. And those who can’t teach become “journalists.”
A good copy editor would have used the scare quotes in the original article…
I’m pretty sure they don’t have any of those…editors, that is.
Are there really no other jobs here than those three? I think I may have been doing it all wrong for the last 20 years.
Am I going to have to give back all the money I’ve been paid all these years??
Sounds like wonderful neighbours to me.
Don’t worry. They wouldn’t dare say any of that stuff to your face…unless they were shitfaced.
I haven’t tried that posture but I’m open to new things.