The K-man's finest hour(s)


#1099

Damn, hard times for my list then: just write it like this:

Idi Amin

Joseph Stalin

Sitting Bull

Sheesh! (That means Jesus of Nazareth)


#1100

They wear hats while playing basketball? Tell me more about this strange, exotic culture.


#1101

I believe he was Scottish…


#1102

That explains a lot. Although his penchant for Yankee baseball boots remains as a curious time space anomaly.


#1103

What is all dis rubbish, boy?

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#1104

The last king of Scotland, very nice indeed.

I have to watch that.


#1105

I met an Australian once. He told me that back home in the penal colony, Americans are referred to as “seppos” - it’s cockney rhyming slang, he said. Yank becomes septic tank becomes seppo. Im guessing it’s a term of respect - probably only the elites in that country - people like Rupert Murdoch and russell crow - can afford such a high tech dunny


#1106

Wave/waive… chabuduo la!


#1107

It kind of makes sense if you think about it…they’re going to “wave bye bye” to visa fees.


#1108

I like to imagine very dickish immigration officials waving the forms in front of applicants, and refusing to hand them over. “Sorry, can’t have it!” “Oh, too slow!”


#1109

Not an atoha!!! we’re all saved.


#1110

But that’s only the equivalent of an atoga throwing a banana peel out the window in terms of TOPs (Taiwan Outrage Points).


#1111

:banana:
Delete


#1112

That’s from a year ago.


#1113

:banana::banana::banana::banana:
You’re right!
I didn’t notice that.
I’m going to delete it.


#1114

The fact that this article was not written by K-Man shocked me. As soon as I read the “ants in pants” bit I was 100% that only the K-Man could have used that as the headline.

Is he training his minions?


#1115

I think there’s a simpler explanation. The local editors have better English than he does.


#1116

He wrote it. He gets to add oil to choice headlines.


#1117

Inside source?


#1118

I am K-man. He is I.