Driver doesn’t look particularly cool- just older and more experienced. Definitely agree on the shorter gun though.
The defendant has told the court he does not remember dismembering and eating his mother.
That’s not the kind of thing one just forgets…
A relatively obscure dispute over fishing rights between Britain and France has rapidly escalated into converging naval ships. Though the countries are unlikely to go to war, here’s what to know:
Remember Agincourt!
La Pucelle d’Orleans!
Source?
NYT. Or, rather, an NYT tweet linking to an NYT article, via Krugman Twitter.
Remember the Cod-Wars between Britain and Iceland!
Perhaps he means he doesn’t remember eating his mother specifically. I mean, perhaps he had other more memorable people to dinner. Or for dinner.
Self-driving cars might reduce traffic accidents, but you’ll always have idiots. Exhibit 1:
Officials have warned against filling plastic bags with gasoline
Oh, come on!
I guess she ran out of tequila
And as per usual they hardly ever use the word “rape” when it’s female-to-male.
He was asking for it… 
It appears to be a satire site.
Did you have to ruin the fun? 
Exhibit 2: