Where to meet a girlfriend?

[KHHville]

@ZannLii2

Here’s a question to challenge you guys:
Imagine you’re an ABC new to Taiwan, staying in Zhongli Taoyuan (maybe not that many English-speakers around compared to Taipei), still trying to learn Mandarin (TOCFL novice level / HSK Lv.1), and Meetup.com is a no-go for you (since there’s nothing going on in Hsinchu that’s interesting & you’re just lazy to spend 2-hr+ roundtrip on a train to Taipei).
If you found a hot Taiwanese chick sitting alone at a table in Louisa Cafe seemingly focused reading/working on her laptop, how would you approach her?
Would you:
A. crash at her table and say “You’re interesting. Can I sit?” in English?
B. crash at her table and say “You’re interesting. Can I sit?” in broken chinese?
C. sit somewhere nearby & try to make eye-contact with her to signal an approach?
D. screw it, just go Taipei for meetup events.
E. <place your idea here. maybe you already had/had seen experiences like that before>

Weird Rejection

I was sitting in a prominent fast food restaurant. A work kept staring at me. Kept smiling at me. And she giggled and waved at me with a coworker. So, as not wanting to make a scene or embarrass her, I wrote my LINE on a napkin and on the way out I handed it to her. At that moment, a customer came up and asked her something; she was embarrassed that the customer had seen what transpired. She then quickly rejected the napkin and stopped talking to me. I don’t know if I should go back… Just kiddin…

Do the napkin strategy.
It’s just gotta work for someone.